This is the fridge for one of my male friends. Sorry those are really bad photos as it is so weird to sneak a fridge photo at a friend’s house. I would really appreciate if you can check the fridge and give some analysis to me.
Polly, if this guy was any more anal, he’d be a proctologist.
The only fridges I see this well organized are for fridge advertisements. I have to imagine your friend's job deals with numbers, computers or science, a plus that he makes a nice living. The downside is he's worse than Sally Alright and her Days of the Week underpants.
This guy seems to not only subscribe to a meal delivery program, but has also invented a Fridge Dewey Decimal System.
Overall, like most of us, I see positives and negatives here...
On the negative, this guy’s more uptight than Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Yes, his ass is tight enough to make a diamond, and he seems to be the controlling type. If he has to be in this control of his fridge, he probably is with his relationships as well.
I’ve seen guys like this freak out over chicks leaving a pube in the shower. So if you secretly fancy this guy, you better get trimming.
I can’t see what’s in the containers, but the containers alone tell a big story: he believes in being prepared and with his meals layed out for the week, I hope he has a cheat day, or he has no room for adventure. That would make one boring life together.
For his (and his girl’s) sake, I also hope he has booze elsewhere, as I’d like to see a smidgeon of hope that this dude could loosen up a bit.
I’m also concerned that he doesn’t get out much. It looks like he’s got a whole week’s worth of meals, which means most of his time is spent home and not out, having fun, socializing, even discovering new restaurants.
On the positive side of town, this guy has his shit together, which is better than many dudes out there.
Per his fridge model and products, he’s clearly making dinero, which can’t buy happiness, but neither can living in your boyfriend’s car either.
He eats well, so by osmosis, you will too, and your tush will thank you for it. Plus, he probably looks naked, another perk. (Girls befriend the fat guy, they don’t shag him) So if you guys decide to visit Saucy Town together, it should be fun.
Now, we all need some structure in our lives. If you do, you hit the jackpot here. If you don’t, this is one relationship that will stay on the friendship tip.
Fridge Dating Scorecard On a scale of 1 to 10)
Shag on first date: 5
He lives in a nice pad, always a turn on. He’s also got plenty of snacks, another perk, along with a good build, equally important if you want to make some fun mistakes together. But I don’t see booze and a guy this anal (probably) doesn’t have much game.
Marry: 5
I see another coin flip here. I see plusses, along with red flags. Money, healthy, organized, all great. Anal, controlling, boring, all deal breakers. As we’re only getting a glimps, only you can make the final call.
Sleeping with the Enemy: 6
He might very well be a saint, but there are some warning signs...the ‘Enemy’ that Julia Roberts was ‘sleeping with’ had a fridge just like this.
