when you stayed up for 48 hours on your final and no longer feel like you are a corporeal being anymore

when your friend tries to pressure you into drinking aloe water

when you finally submit your garbage assignment after staying up all week to finish it

when you thought you were going sober for the night but your buddy brings out the kraken

when you were just maxin’ relaxin’ but then you get a craving for chicken nuggets at 4am

when you’re trying to act sober at a party but then mr brightside starts blaring out the speakers

when you find the best boy and just wanna show him to the world

when you get a really bad haircut so you gotta sprint home to avoid getting seen