oi mate

when you stayed up for 48 hours on your final and no longer feel like you are a corporeal being anymore

when your friend tries to pressure you into drinking aloe water

when you finally submit your garbage assignment after staying up all week to finish it

when you’re trying to act sober at a party but then mr brightside starts blaring out the speakers

when you were just maxin’ relaxin’ but then you get a craving for chicken nuggets at 4am

when you thought you were going sober for the night but your buddy brings out the kraken

when you find the best boy and just wanna show him to the world

when you thought you looked on point in your selfie but your doggo comes and steals the spotlight b/c he’s a 100/10 good boy

when you’re giving a speech and only one person gets the vine reference you made in it

when you enter a room and forgot why you went in there

when you get a really bad haircut so you gotta sprint home to avoid getting seen

when you handed in your finals and you know that they’re garbage

when you accidentally make eye contact with someone you don’t like so you have to hide in the bathroom and reflect on life’s mistakes

when you pulled an all-nighter but you still have class the next day and you gotta try and pass yourself off as a living person

when you forget why you went into a room and just stand there questioning everything

when you look back at your old pictures