that awkward moment when you realise you’ve accidentally fallen in love with your closest companion of thirteen years, and also you’re about to get married to your reanimated wife, and also he’s your best man, and also he’s telling you he’ll be by your side whenever you’re afraid, and also he spends the next hour giving all your guests the means to object to your wedding, and also your wife is now in love with him too because you wished she would like everything you like which includes him

Y’ever have a day when your brain’s all backwards? I forgot to check which side the tag is on so my brain was inside-out and backwards all day. So embarrassing! 

Hi so I’m reading a book with an awkward character who’s gay and there’s this other guy who’s gay and they’re both so oblivious to it and so awkward around each other and as annoying as it is I’ve never related to a piece of literature more.

my sad foreign friend wants me to be further away so he can't punch be for being depressed but also close enough so that he can hug me

that awkward moment when you find out your on-again-off-again girlfriend’s ex-husband was one of the men who killed your dad