#regimesfall

Tagged by @misstessagray (LOVE her)

name: Sammy birthday: June 13th relationship status: Single. Horribly single. Someone date me. Take one for the team. zodiac sign: Gemini siblings: Only child favorite color: Green pets: Two cats (Dum-Dum and Arial), one dog (Osha), one horse (Spice) favorite bands/artists: Fall Out Boy, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Selena Gomez... uh... many more... type of phone: iPhone 5c love or lust: Love lemonade or iced tea: Iced tea (I’m so southern it hurts) cats or dogs: Both a few best friends or lots of casual friends: A few best friends television or internet: Internet yeaaaaaa coke or pepsi: Neither wild night out or romantic night in: Netflix and wine? day or night: Day text or call: Text for casual conversations, call for lengthy ones. makeup or natural: I would say both because I enjoy playing around, but about 85% of the time I’m too lazy to do it. (Also Madison I don’t want to hear it, I’m sure you’re 100000% precious with or without [EDIT: yea, totally just stalked your face tag, you are adorable and cute, and I know you are like that with or without makeup]) ever met a celebrity: Nope (sadly) smile or eyes: Both light or dark hair: Either shorter or taller: Taller (I’m tallish anyway... so...) intelligence or appearance: Ideally both but intelligence is a must chapstick or lipstick: Chapstick because I enjoy soft lips, but lipstick is such a power trip... (wishing I looked good in red) city or country: Small city...  last song you listened to: Same Old Love- Selena Gomez

so about a year ago my roommate at the time and i went out to dinner to celebrate the end of the year and so on. at the end of the meal, we forget to tell our waitress we need separate checks so she brings out one, but she doesn’t put it in the middle of us, oh no, she hands it to my roommate. so basically, not only did we look like a couple out on a date, but my roommate was the bread winner.

fast forward to today when i was visiting her at her place of work and we were talking about different things and whatnot and she bring up a post i reblogged on here with the different sexualities and genders on it and she read the part of ‘demigirl’ for gender and told me she kind of related to it. so she asked me for my opinion, etc. i told her that some friends of mine had an aurora of ‘girl’ and some ‘boy’. Like with my cis friends i’m just like ‘yes, i feel girl’ but with a trans friend of mine i’m like ‘boy’. but with my roommate it’s always been ‘girl....?’.

so i tell her all this, and then pause.... and say,

“that explains why you were seen as the bread winner of the two of us when the waitress handed that check to you about a year ago.”

Me: Rude.

you know you're weirdos so it works

fandoms

tagging each other in things

trying to make each others lives painful

FANDOMS

Cons to you and your roommates being on Tumblr and following each other: