[pm] Good. That is a relief. Jade really... she injured her arm. Not the left one, fortunately, but I love her right arm almost as much, and she could have died, and her mobility might be affected long-term. And she should have never been out there. How can I just watch her do this all over again when she heals? [...] Moose traffic.

​[pm] Shit, yeah, she mentioned. She's gonna be okay, you know? Bounce right back, that one. I'll help her train to adjust to the mobility. That's what we do. Like this guy always says:

[pm] Good. Think nothing of it. The deal you made... what has it cost you? I'm [deleted: tying up loose] busy.

No. You are not. Stay in America. Americans... yes. We are the best. This is the best country to live in, and there is nothing to see in Ireland. USA. USA. USA. (Imagine that is chanting.) ...I am not a Republican.

​You had me worried there for a second.

MAX: have you ever had a thought so random that it left you kinda like, what the fuck are you on? because i just had a couple of thoughts and, really, i should've had dinner early and not drank on an empty stomach.

MAX: 1. i wanna learn a new language and 2. i wanna go to europe this summer.

location: treasure chest antiques.

“Look man, all I’m saying is that I can’t buy some chair that doesn’t even have legs anymore. How do you expect me to sell that to anybody? We don’t do restorations in this place,” Laura explained, her usual calm voice carrying a tone of annoyance. This man had been in the shop for a solid twenty minutes now, trying to get her to buy his old furniture that didn’t even really look like furniture anymore. Even now after she explained it for the fifth time, he still wasn’t giving up and now wanted to speak with the manager of the shop, a request that made Laura’s blood boil immediately. “If you want to speak to the manager, you’re in luck because she’s standing right in front you. Now take your trash and get the hell out of here before I decide to call the cops on your ass.” With that, the man finally gave up and turned to leave. Laura sighed in relief before she turned her attention to another customer who was in the shop and watching the scene. “Sorry ‘bout that. I swear I don’t talk to everyone like that but that guy really tried me,” she explained, then smiled at the other. “Can I help you with anything?”

Oooh, wow! That seems like you wanna sabotage my social life. Good thing I 1. Jade!!! 2. Regan 😉 3. Eve 💻 4. The guy stubbornly talking about bear stuffed animals 5. Emilio 🤢

[pm] You said H. Before. So I was not sure if you were still H. I don't know what it means. I don't know anyth No illicit substances. Ibuprofen. I judge, but I am a criminal, so what does that matter. The ham child came back... did you know this? Are you

​[pm] Oh. That was because I was going to say hello, but then I [...] deleted it. And then only the H sent. It was an accident. But I can say hi now. Hi. [...] Judging is not fun to do. I do not recommend it. Why are you a criminal? I am probably one too. [...] I do. I'm glad. I don't know how to help Does it hurt Are you ma Why are you messaging me?