#reference: vine

Feel free to add on, if you’d like!

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Auron: "Every time you want to yell at your brother, put a coin into your 'No yelling' sock and soon you'll have a wEAPON TO BEAT-"

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Lucien: "Can you pass the... the... you know, İ̷̺̰̠͉̹m̶̢̨̯̘̞̾̍̊b̶͔͕̎͗̑h̸̺̭̫͆͐̃͋̆ ̶̻͖̯͂̈͠͠m̶̨̲̫̝̉j̵̡̬͔̲̈́̔́͐d̷͖͕̒̑͑ ̵͔̺̝̻͋̈̍̎̔ẃ̴̠̼͌l̷̝͇̎̏͠͝͠w̷͓͙̒ẅ̵̨̛̩́́̍l̴̖͖̹͖̽̒̀̿ğ̷̺͎̱̫̤ ̸̡̟̥̬͚̋͊͂̉͘i̴̠͚͛͊r̷̨̬̖͆̐̈́͌͘m̶̛̛̛̮͓̞͐̚č̴͎͐̿l̸͉̓͌ǵ̷̓̋?"

Listener: "...Salt?"

Lucien: "SALT! Thank you! Every time..."

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Lucien: "Ah, GROCERY SHOPPING! Won't you let me come with?"

Listener: "Over there? Absolutely not."

Lucien: "...Jeez, knock over one lousy display stand and pay for it the rest of your life."

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Finn, narrating: But suddenly, when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany.

Finn: "I am going to throw myself into the sea."

*walks out of shop*

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Alphonse: "Sometimes I think..."

Alphonse: "...but then I eat Laffy Taffy."

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BS!Listener: "What the- What are you doing in here?!"

Seth, downing a Red Bull: "IMMA BREAK THESE WOOD STACKS WITH MY FACE!"

BS!Listener: "...Al, when I said to 'watch over Seth,' my implications were that you would keep him from decimating his body and/or psyche."

Alphonse, filming Seth: "And so I did. I persuaded him from using the cinder blocks."

*sound of impact in the background while Listener and Al flinch*

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Alphonse: "They said to dress for the job we wanted!"

BS!Listener: "...Which explains why both you AND Seth got arrested HOW?!"

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Charlie/Pizza Rat, after somehow falling into a cart full of melons: "Every time I think there are no new types of pain... I find one."

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Auron: "Work has been going just fine, though I have this headache that comes and goes."

Faust: "I think it's time you talk to me again."

Auron: "Ah, there it is."

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Faust: "In the Winter, I wear black to show my inner condemnation for humankind and to keep my physical temperature stable.

Faust: In the Summer, I also wear black because I look good in black and I'M WILLING TO SUFFER."

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Faust, in his cam cat-boy get-up: Why don't you just wear your pajamas with me OUTSIDE, that way we're matching?!"

Auron: "Why don't you just do your laundry?!"

Faust: *cries out in pained disbelief*

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Faust, using a Ouiji Board™ to contact the dead: "If there are any spirits here, tell me... do I sound like Shakira? My mom says I sound like Shakira."

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("The Chase:" Abridged)

Egon: 🎶"I just want you for my own~"🎶

Listener: 🎶"Please leave me the fuck alone~"🎶

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(Pre-Welcome Home)

Alphonse: "Long ago, I lost my boy Seth."

Seth, running up: "QUIT TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD!"

Alphonse: "Sometimes, I can still hear his voice."

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Listeners, holding up Alphonse: 🎶"Here comes the boy~"🎶

Listeners, pointing at Seth: 🎶"Hello boy~"🎶

Listeners, hugging Faust and Auron: 🎶"Welcome~"🎶

Listeners, holding Finn's hands: 🎶"There he is~"🎶

yeosang: how the fuck is this holy water?

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Feel free to add on, if you would like! I had fun with these.

(Spoilers below)

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BS!Listener: "This is my boyfriend Alphonse, and this is Al's (ex) boyfriend Seth!"

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BS!Listener: "We're three parts of one body! I'm the brain."

Alphonse: "I'm the body!"

Seth: "I'm the suppressed emotional issues."

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BS!Listener: "Boxers or briefs?"

Alphonse: "Usually I just go commando."

BS!Listener: "Really?!"

Dark Mode Alphonse, pulling out a Caliber .45: "Yup!"

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Seth: "I've made a lot of mistakes as a person, but I have yet to bring my ex-boyfriend's newest partner to a murder. I think I should hold to that."

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BS!Listener, in the car, seeing a pothole ahead: "TO THE LEFT!"

Alphonse and Seth: "Take it back now y'all!"

*Ker-thunk*

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Auron: "Good day everyone. Today, my brother pushed me (mentally), so I'm starting a Kickstarter account to put him down."

(Faust starts an actual Kickstarter to do the same to Auron)

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Faust: "People here at my bro's workplace just love me, you know. We have a lot of laughs!

Fuck off, Janet. I'm not going to your fuckin' baby shower."

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Finn's Listener: "You know Finn, you sure have some big hands."

Finn: "What?"

Finn's Listener: "Aaaaand you know what they say about big hands!"

Finn: "...They're better for giving hugs?"

Finn's Listener, tearing up: "Yes, that's absolutely what they say. C'mere."

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Finn the Storyteller (and probably YuuriVoice), watching the listeners: "Look at all those chickens!"

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Edmond: "In the words of my mistress, get fucked."

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Egon: "Why are you runnin'? WHY ARE YOU RUNN-"

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(How I imagine Finn's first break-up went)

Jack: "They don't deserve you. If they aren't treating you right by now, you're gone."

Finn: "I'm gone."

Jack: "Now GO CHOP THEIR DI-"

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WF!Listener: "Uh, Finn? What is that?"

Wilted Finn, covered in soil and blood, holding a coffee mug: "My latest blend of chamomile tea!"

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Valentine: "Hey, what's another word for buried treasure?"

Listener: "Hehe... booty?"

Valentine: "Mine."

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Ulrick:  “I have been told that I am like the ocean. I am salty and I scare people.”

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Big Red/Lucien: "Most humans could only last a few seconds against me in a fight. What's your secret?"

Red's Listener: "I bought that shake-weight As-Seen-On-TV. Ten minutes a day, EVERY DAY."

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Lucien: "Now, what can I make you for breakfast?"

Red's Listener: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."

Lucien: "One perfect omelet, comin' right up!"

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Alphonse: "I-"

Seth: "Would-"

Jack: "Like-"

Valentine: "To-"

Edmond: "See-"

Auron: "Your-"

Finn: "Cute-"

Egon: "Face-"

Lucien: "My-"

san: yeah let's go!!

wooyoung: alright, come on, swing first!

san: no, you swing first

seonghwa: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER???

yunho: hey babe, happy one year

mingi: *looks at him happy, but confused*

wooyoung: *hangs up*

mingi: what did your dad say?

wooyoung:

wooyoung: that wasn't my dad

mingi: