Theodore: how do i make a date really romantic?
Mattheo: try to be mysterious!
*later on a date with Y/N*
Y/N: so, where are we goin’?
Theodore: none of your fucking business!

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Theodore: how do i make a date really romantic?
Mattheo: try to be mysterious!
*later on a date with Y/N*
Y/N: so, where are we goin’?
Theodore: none of your fucking business!

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THEO AND I’S TEXTS PART 4
bonus:
pansy and i’s text about theo
when someone ships theodore with someone who isn’t me:
SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING A TANTRUM, RIPPING MY HAIR OUT, THROWING ROCKS, KICKING, WAILING, SOBBING, SHAKING, FULL BLOWN PANIC ATTACK
some of theodore’s nicknames for me are:
“My little slut” -to make fun of me, in bed, sometimes to make me embarrassed in front of our friends
“My baby” -anytime, all the time
“My princess” -anytime he is angry with me
“Reese’s” -when he thinks he is being funny
“My sunshine” -all the time, because i am an overly happy person
“Na” -a shorter version of my full name, calls me this to annoy me but its also very cute
-my full name when hes angry with me-
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some of my nicknames for theodore:
“io mio marito” -when im being extra loving
“my theodore” -all the time, anytime
“theo.” -when im mad at him
“Teddy” -to mock him, he hates this
“Ted” -when i think im being funny
“the gift of the gods” -also when im being angry with him, or annoyed with him
KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME

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💞 spit in my mouth, daddy 💞
Theodore Nott x I one day sitting together in the common room:
Me, thinking: “How has he not noticed that im mad at him? We haven’t talked in twenty minutes. What is he even thinking about?”
Theodore, thinking: “I could take a bear in a fight. Not like a grizzly bear, but like a black bear. Jump on his back, put him into a headlock.”
“theodore nott is mine”
“theodore nott is my boyfriend”
blah blah blah
HOW BOUT DIS?!?
HOW BOUT DIS.