#red slayer

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[RUBY]: So Yang...

[YANG]: Yeah?

[RUBY]: How do I get a girlfriend? See, there's this girl that I like...

[YANG]: Look, Rubes, just because I'm dating Blake doesn't mean I have any idea how it happened!

[RUBY huffs, storms away to go seek better advice]

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[RUBY walks up to Pyrrha, who is levitating a vending machine with her Semblance to try and get a stuck snack]

[RUBY]: Hey, Pyrrha! Are you busy? I need advice...

 [PYRRHA drops vending machine, snacks fall out left and right.] Nah, Ruby! What can I do for you?

[RUBY]: How do I get Weiss to like me?

[PYRRHA]: Well, with Jaune it came down to four simple steps:

1. Find the only boy in school who doesn't know your name

2. Staple him to a tree while he's hurtling through a forest full of monsters

3. Make a condescending joke as you rescue him from the tree

4. Kiss Kiss Fall in Love

[RUBY]: Uh, thanks! I'll see if that helps! Hey, do you need those cookies?

[PYRRHA]: Nope, you can have them! I was just after pretzels!

[RUBY scoops up all the cookies and swoops away]

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[RUBY walks up to VELVET, who is snapping photos of weapons and students]

[VELVET]: Hey, Ruby! How are you going?

[RUBY]: Fine, I guess. Hey, how did you and Coco get together? I'm looking for advice on getting a girlfriend!

[VELVET]: Um... Well, I looked at Coco and fell instantly in love, and she agreed to date me. She's a killer queen, so there was really nobody else to look at here.

[RUBY turns to walk away]: Thanks, Velvet...

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[RUBY sitting on her bed, looking deep in thought.]

[Enter WEISS with a stack of homework. WEISS throws the homework on the table.]

[WEISS]: Hey, Ruby! [notices RUBY's state.] Something wrong?

[RUBY]: I've been asking for advice on getting a girlfriend all day, and everyone's experiences are extremely specific! So I haven't gotten much help...

[WEISS]: I know how you can get a girlfriend!

[RUBY, almost cheering]: HOW?!?!

[WEISS]: Four easy steps:

1. Knock over her luggage the first time you see her

2. Find her in a forest full of monsters before anyone else does

3.  Help her and two other girls defeat a giant Nevermore

4. Kiss Kiss Fall in Love

[RUBY, thinking for a moment, realizes what's been said. Her eyes widen.]

[WEISS kisses Ruby softly on the cheek]: Thank me later, Ruby.

[RUBY grins widely, hearts and rose petals materializing around her.]

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Day 16: RWBY Chibi

This was inspired by a tweet about Host Club that has been buried in my feed, and it made me think of Ruby asking for girlfriend advice.

I’ve had a lot of fun combining the RWBYAC with White Rose Week. Idk if this fits the latter but I’ll day it anyway.

Ruby yawned as she stirred, just conscious enough to feel Weiss still groping her in her sleep. She loved that Weiss would hold her all night and sometimes well into the morning, but waking up with a hand on her boob she was still not used to. She certainly never complained about it, as Weiss had soft, well-manicured hands.

Her hands were usually cold, though. Then again, that would be Weiss's excuse for holding on so tightly. Apparently, Ruby's boob was warm. Or her thigh, or her butt, whatever part of her Weiss was squeezing when she finally fell asleep.

"Nice Queen..." She spoke softly to her snow angel. Weiss groaned but gave no definite response. "Snow Angel." Ruby tried again.

"No," Weiss replied flatly with a yawn. "It's my turn to kiss Pyrrha..." Oh, Weiss must be having the dream again.

"You don't have to brag about it while lying right behind me." That seemed to stir Weiss a bit. She opened one eye and groaned.

"Hey, Flower Pot. Oh, I guess I got handsy last night, eh?" Weiss laughed sleepily, taking her hand off Ruby's boob. She moved it to her girlfriend's back, sliding her way down before rubbing Ruby's behind. "I wonder if Pyrrha likes getting booty rubs..." Weiss mused, making Ruby laugh.

"Are your dreams about Pyrrha dating all of us really that fantastic?" Ruby asked with a smirk. Weiss yawned again, huffing at the end of her inhale.

"Well, she always does wonderful stuff to me. She takes me to dinner, she kisses my collarbones, she does 'the thing', it's just incredible." Ruby chuckled. "We were both kissing her in this dream." That took Ruby by surprise.

"Ooh, was she into us?"

"She loved us more than she loves Jaune in real life!" Weiss bragged. Ruby quietly cheered.

"Why did we start calling it 'the thing' when she flexes?"

"Because that's what Blake calls it when your sister flexes and she makes heart eyes at Yang's biceps." Weiss yawned again and turned around. "Alright, Little Red. It's my turn!" She commanded, almost growling. Ruby turned over onto her other side and massaged Weiss's back, working her way down slowly to get all the Snow Angel's 'lumps' out. Weiss grinned and sighed as Ruby's muscular hands worked their way down her back. "It's a good thing you wield that big old scythe around. It makes your hands really strong."

"Thanks! I certainly try." Ruby grinned. The sunlight began creeping through the curtain next to Weiss's bed. Weiss refused to sleep in Ruby's bed, as it was a disaster waiting to happen. Ruby was fine with that, though. Weiss's bed was warmer anyway, and Weiss was in it. Her hands found their destination, and Weiss almost yipped as Ruby squeezed. Ruby smirked even harder at the sound the White Queen made.

"Ruby, warn me the next time you do that! I don't want to wake your sister or Blake!"

"Yang's awake already. She's in the common room making breakfast for all of us. Also, Blake's probably there with her. Even if she's not, Blake's a hard sleeper." Ruby assured Weiss as she rubbed the small of her back with one hand. Her other hand was rubbing against Weiss rear.

"You don't think she would tell Yang, do you?"

"Snowdrop, Yang knows that we are together. She's fine with it. She's even starting to like you a bit." Ruby kissed Weiss's shoulder for good measure. "Do you not want her to know that I like playing with your butt cheeks? I'm just rubbing them! It's not gross or dirty. It just feels nice."

"I'd rather not anyone know about our alone time. Even if it's just us being cute and cuddly. I want this part of you all to myself." Weiss flipped over to look Ruby in the eyes. Her icy blues met Ruby's silver eyes and widened as she gazed. The two of them kissed softly, their foreheads meeting as they pulled out of the kiss.

"Well, Blake's extremely good at minding her own business. She likes to mind Yang's business as well, so she would be too busy to tell her what kind of cuteness we get up to." Ruby grinned and kissed Weiss's lips again. "I'm glad you want to keep this to yourself, though. That's just adorable." Weiss grinned and blushed brightly at Ruby's compliment.

A firm hand landed on Weiss's butt with a loud whack.

"Oh my gods, Ruby Rose! You can't do things like that to me when we have classes in a few hours!" Weiss shrieked, quickly covering her mouth with one hand.

"A few hours is plenty of time for me to do whatever you want me to do to you..." Ruby said smoothly. Weiss was further flustered by that remark. "I only want to do what you're okay with, though. You shouldn't feel the need to rush into anything. We've only dated for a month or so. Just because Blake and Yang do all sorts of stuff doesn't mean we have to!"

"And it certainly doesn't mean we have to be so obnoxiously loud about whatever pillow play we share!" Weiss huffed, smirking at her own words. Sharing a dorm with those two made for some loud and difficult nights. Ruby had bought noise-suppressing headphones for herself and Weiss for those sorts of nights.

"Yeah! Kisses and back rubs are just fine with me... and butt gropes. I can't go very long without my hand on your butt." Ruby laughed and blushed at her own comment.

"Well, I have my hand on your boob just about every time you sleep down here with me, so I guess we're even." Her hand slid up Ruby's belly and landed softly on the redhead's chest. Ruby shivered just a tad at the touch. "Sorry if my hands are cold."

"It's okay. That just means your heart is warm, Snowdrop." Ruby smiled and touched Weiss's chin, pulling her in for a longer kiss. Weiss's lips were so sweet on Ruby's tongue. She hoped Weiss felt the same way. Then again, Weiss never did like having to stop kissing Ruby.

A swat came down onto Ruby's bum, the redhead yipping at the impact. "HA!" Weiss cheered. Ruby was shocked and aroused at the same time.

"You're gonna pay for that, Nice Queen!" Ruby claimed defiantly, kissing Weiss's neck and shoulders.

"Bring it on, Little Red!" Weiss smirked, and the two started playfully wrestling in between their kisses. They soon tired of that and fell into a long kiss.

"I love you, Snow Angel!" Ruby told Weiss just before she yawned.

"I love you, too, Demon Slayer!" Weiss replied. The two of them fell back asleep since they still had time before their classes.

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Day 11: RWBY OC 

I didn’t feel like writing OCs today, so I went with another White Rose Week fic.

Day 2: Touch

Named after ‘Hands’ by Little Boots. Might change the name to ‘Arms’ because it reminds me of a Christina Perri song. Anyway, have some super fluffy White Rose.

Ruby Rose packed up her briefcase with the tests she would spend half the night grading. Hopefully, this rowdy batch of future Huntsmen and Huntresses knew which Grimm was which and they would all pass with flying colors. If nothing else, that would make the grading move faster and leave Ruby with more Weiss time.

Ruby loved her job as a professor at the new Beacon Academy. Rebuilding the school didn't take all that much time once the people of Vale had set their minds to it. Grimm weren't as much of a problem as they once were, what with Salem eradicated, but the occasional spike in the monsters population still needed to be controlled. That's where Ruby came in, teaching the bright young minds and training the bodies of the next generation of demon slayers.

"Professor Rose..." She heard a voice call her name. She looked up from her desk to see a handsome young boy that had bright orange hair with a black streak in it. He looked at her through bright pink eyes.

"Yes, Mr. Valkyrie?" She responded. Being a professional was still an adventure for Ruby. She'd much rather scoop the kid up and hug him, as she'd known him since he was born. She tried not to be on a first name basis with any of her students if she didn't need to be, but Heimdall Valkyrie was the son of two of her friends.

"Would you mind going easy on Lotus's test? She's been restless lately with redesigning her weapon and it's all she can do to stay awake some days..." The shy boy asked her. He was forever looking out for his kid sister.

"I'm certain Lotus did just fine, Heimdall. You guys are Ren and Nora's kids, after all. Ren won't let you guys fail at anything you try." Heimdall grinned at his teacher's response and thanked her.

"That's something else I've been meaning to ask you..." He sighed, pointing to the small figures on Ruby's desk. "These two... They were Mom and Dad's partners when they went to school here, right?" Ruby's face fell at the question. Heimdall or Lotus was bound to ask it sooner or later.

"Yes, they were. The boy was Jaune Arc, a fantastic fighter and friend. He didn't come from much, and he kind of cheated to get into Beacon, but he fought harder than anyone else did. The girl was Pyrrha Nikos. She was a world-renowned fighter before she ever even came to Beacon. She was shy in spite of her fame, but she was a wonderful friend and a beautiful soul. And everyone at Beacon had a crush on her." Ruby chuckled at the thought of that. She fondly remembered her eyes turning to stars at the very sight of Pyrrha.

"Do you know what happened to them?" Yeesh, kid. Always with the difficult questions.

"Well, kid, they both ran headlong into battles they knew they couldn't win. At the Fall of Beacon, Pyrrha went after the woman who led the attack, and she was pretty much a god when Pyrrha got to her. You know the Maidens story, correct?" The orange haired boy nodded, mentioning that it was one of his favorite fairytales. "Well, the Maidens do exist. Or they did. No one knows if they're still around, seeing as the great evil has been defeated. Anyway, Cinder had just become the Fall Maiden, but Pyrrha went after her anyway."

Ruby held back a tear. "I watched her die, Heimdall. I was rushing to help her, but I was too late. A similar thing happened with Jaune. He made a mad dash for Salem in our last battle, but he never even got close. She summoned a horde of Grimm that devoured him." She rubbed her eyes to stop the tears. "The last words I heard him say were, 'At least I can see Pyrrha now'... and then he was gone."

"Wow, Professor! I can't believe you've been on so many great adventures! I'm sorry those horrible things happened to your friends, though." Heimdall sympathized. Ruby grinned at her student and honorary nephew,

"It's a hazard in our line of work, kid. More of my friends died, and even more of them lived through endless horrors, but we defeated Salem and lived to tell the world about it. What more could we ask for?"

"Wow, my parents were with you and your team?"

"Yep, them and Jaune, and some others, too. We made a fantastic team, really. Especially my girls," She grinned and pointed to the photograph on her desk. "We were called Team RWBY, and we were not what you'd call the best team at Beacon by any means. But we found a family in each other, all by ourselves. It was little and broken, but it was good. Is good, I mean." She picked up the photo.

"This one here is my sister Yang. We had the same dad, and the same mom raised us. Yang had a different... I think 'vessel' is a good word for Raven." Heimdall laughed at Ruby's remark. "Yang lost her arm in the Fall, but she and Blake destroyed the creature responsible. She's the one with the dark hair and cat ears. They were married shortly after that, and now they've got family of their own."

"So the girl with the white hair... isn't that Weiss Schnee? She's famous for reforming the Schnee Dust Company after her father ran it into the ground." Heimdall mentioned. He was always very studious. You could tell he was Ren's child.

"Yeah. He was a miserable man. Holding my scythe up to his neck is still one of my crowning achievements." She laughed as Heimdall's eyes widened.

"Were you the one that killed him?!"

"Well, he shouldn't have slapped my wife in the face and tried to attack her!" Ruby huffed defiantly. "But no, I didn't kill him. Weiss and I had our fill of beating him, and then we threw him into the mines and let the faunus have their way with him, Lion King style!" She grinned at the idea. "And then I married the girl of my dreams! But only after my team and I defeated Salem."

"You're so incredible, Professor Rose! I'd love to meet your team sometime!"

"Well, I'm sure you'll meet us all someday. Anyway, I'm going home now. See you next class, Nephew. And I promise I'll go easy on your sister... but only because you asked nicely." She grinned at the boy as she shooed him out of her lecture hall and locked the door behind the two of them.

"Rough day, Flower Pot?" Weiss asked Ruby when she arrived at home. Ruby showered Weiss with hugs and kisses.

"GROSS!" The small girl with white hair tipped with red yelled at them, making fake gagging noises. Ruby smiled and scooped up her favorite tiny human.

"Shut your cute face, Pyrrha Schnee Rose!" Ruby told her, hugging and ruffling her oldest daughter's hair.

"HOW DARE YOU!" The kid protested, trying and failing to escape her muscled mother's embrace.

"To answer your question, wife dearest, I had a wonderful day. And then Ren's son came and asked me about Pyrrha and Jaune." Ruby released her daughter, who ran off into another room. Another kid, smaller with bright crimson hair, appeared from the restroom.

"Hey, Ma!" The girl told Ruby as she reached into the fridge. Weiss shoved her away and closed the door.

"You JUST had a snack, Penelope! Dinner will be done soon!" Her mother protested. Penn grimaced and crossed her arms but accepted her cruel fate. She hugged Weiss and Ruby.

"Your mama's cooking is amazing, Penn! I certainly can't wait to eat it!" Ruby bragged on her wife. Penn smiled as she ran off to her room. "So, Mama... when are we gonna have a boy?"

"One of these days! Please don't make me name him after Jaune," Weiss joked. Ruby grinned.

"Niko Arcana Rose... That sound good?"

"It's an idea. A bit better than Penelope Summer." Weiss jabbed. Ruby huffed.

"Hey, I carried 'em so I named 'em! You just did the fun parts!" She fired back. Weiss rolled her eyes and tended to the meal she was cooking, sipping coffee from a wine glass for some reason. Oh yeah, all the coffee mugs held plants and/or science projects for the kids.

Ruby sat down in her lazy chair, leaning the head back and relaxing. 'Have I made you proud, Mom? I'm sorry I haven't been to visit lately. School's been pretty wild. I'll make my way there soon enough though. I love you.' She silently prayed. Pyrrha ran by with something shiny in her left hand. "Pyrrha, honey, what is that?"

"A knife," the little human answered. Ruby sped over and snatched it away.

"NO! Just because you're named after Pyrrha Nikos doesn't mean you can get all stabby! You're still too young for weapons, honeybun!"

"If I can help it, you'll always be too young for weapons..." Weiss injected from the kitchen. "Food's ready by the way! Kids, your plates are on the table!" The two kids rushed to the table and sat, waiting for Mom and Mama to fix their own plates. The four of them sat to a nice dinner. Ruby could not be happier with her life.

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Day 9: A Character Ten Years in the Future.

Had a long and rough day yesterday, so it’s late. I kinda used Day 10′s prompt too, so maybe I’ll see what the WRW prompt is today.

Yang: Blake, why are you in the cupboard??

Blake: Because it's where the snacks belong!

Weiss: ...she's not wrong...

Ruby: She's definitely not.

Posted this one yesterday and forgot to link it. XD