More assorted headcanons.
Age as we think about it is more of a mental state for the teachers. As long as the creators are around to patch them up and redesign then they don’t are physically, which is why Roy looks so old (he left THE PROGRAM).
Magnet has strong magnetic powers but she herself is a pretty weak magnet.
The creators made Shrignold bisexual instead of straight for sh**s and giggles.
Since Malcolm can’t answer any questions because he’s too dumb to speak properly other than “feed me gravel” (although Shrignold believes he’s ascended past this plane of existence and Shrignold can’t comprehend what he says) Shrignold had to try to answer these questions himself.
Roy can’t cry because his tear ducts stopped working.
The creators are a**holes.
Red’s parents are very conservative. They claim he is a nudust even though in this world many people without genitals are nude, and are appalled at the fact that he is pansexual.
Duck’s parents are dead from old age.
When Roy was younger he didn’t understand that it was wrong to stalk people and generally didn’t understand social norms.
Lamp sometimes goes to bars outside of THE PROGRAM.
The only place the teachers can officially interact with fans without scripts is at conventions.
Yellow has a stutter that comes out at random.
When Yellow or Duck used to have bad dreams they would climb in Red’s bed because he never seemed scared. Red would just be like “why did we even bother getting three bed in the same room.”