#recustarter

It still smells like mustard in here, despite the new paint job. Why didn’t they ever invest in air fresheners for this place? I mean, we do live here.

I came out of my room for food. This is my third bowl and no one can stop me from having a fourth.

Shoutout to the kid who kicked sand in my mouth. Even you can't ruin my good mood today!

I know caring about Christmas tradition is so not cynical and therefore so not like me... but is there any way to order in chinese food? Oh, and I call the rec room. Regardless of whether or not I'm allowed to be in there.

Hey, turn the fucking light back off.

Happy Christmas Eve everyone!

I'd pay some good money to have some decent coffee around here. 

Do you think they have Rock Band somewhere around here? I'm really in the mood to play.