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Rammstein photoshopped (29) - recaptioned
This time a slightly different one, the images are real, but the caption is 'shopped (well, recaptioned), don't get me wrong, i think it's funny 😊 and i think the band would have a good laugh about it, but i think the original text is actually very good too, so I thought I'd share it in this series
Is from this interview (Wacken 2013), starting around 0:50 (you can tell by the logo of the microphone and the zoom of the camera when Schneider talks)
https://youtu.be/LtIrFf5K9ZA
Transcription of what is said (with some help from the subtitles in the vid) in German:
Interviewer: Ihr seit ja für allem diejenigen auf dem sich die allermeisten Menschen hier freuen. Das kann man, glaube ich, so sagen. Du als Christoph: kannst du dir vorstellen das es irgendwan mal eine Zeit gibt wo du tatsächlich auf eine Bühne stehst und das ganze nicht passiert weil du vielleicht in einer ganz anderen Combo unterwegs bist oder ist Rammstein mit den Personen so eng verwachsen das es nichts Anderem mehr gibt im Leben..
Schneider: ehm..
Interviewer:.. musikalisch gesehen mein ich..
Schneider: ..ja, also ich würde mir das schon wünschen auch mal vielleicht mit anderen Musikern was zu machen, hab's lange nicht gemacht und...also das wär ein schöner Ausgleich. Man ist doch schon sehr mit der Band verwachsen wenn man mehr als 20 Jahre oder so zusammen Musik macht, dann hat man auch das Gefühl man kann ja nichts Anderes mehr spielen. Also man ist da so drauf fokussiert und so dran gewöhnt. Aber auf der anderen Seite liebe ich die Band auch, und so geht es jedem von uns und ich kann mich auch gar nicht vorstellen in einer anderen Band so glücklich zu werden wie ich es in der bin.
in english:
Interviewer: You are the ones that most people are looking forward to here. I think you can say that. You as Christoph: can you imagine that there ever will be a time when you actually stand on a stage and the whole thing does not happen because you are maybe in a completely different combo or is Rammstein so closely grown together with the people that there is nothing else in life ..
Schneider: ehm...
Interviewer:.. musically speaking, I mean..
Schneider: ... yes, well I would like to do something with other musicians, I haven't done it for a long time and ... well that would be a nice balance. You are already very grown together with the band if you have been making music together for more than 20 years or so, then you also have the feeling that you cannot play anything else. So you are very focused on it and so used to it. But on the other hand, I love the band too, and that's how it is for each of us and I can't imagine being as happy in another band as I am in this.
(Sweet, isn't it...the love they have for the band, and indeed I can imagine it's the same for the others, even if they don't always say it 😊 none of the others are mentioned by name in the interview, also not in the other parts, but still a nice example of bandly love 💖)
This captioning is just too perfect.
Understand as much as we can As much as we can understand the love We're high everywhere, we float in the air We smoke and we float in the air of love Positive vibrations! @francocreyes 👌 #recaptioned #420 #franco #francoreyes #francophilippines #francomusicph #francophmerch #suspitsados

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"Eli, put the tail-light BACK on the car, I don't care HOW much they go for on eBay!"
I see what you did there!