#realreporting

So there we were, Tigger and I, trying to find the South Pasadena chapter of Indvisible lol as we marched in the July 4th parade, and she’s giving me an earshot on political theory and trying to keep me focused on the narrow focus of the law and what it is you can prove. Well, to be specific. What Bob Mueller can prove.

Tigger being an aces attorney and veteran politico is the leader of our #truthsquad pack, which really isn’t a pack and has no leaders, but rather, a group of very smart women, and the men who fuel us with support and wisdom. We somehow all found each other getting truth out on twitter. And cuz it’s life during wartime, we became fast besties. With my #freepress goggle of media-chicanery expertise that can only come with 30 years of putting 80 pounds of shite into a ten pound bag, I seem to attract both left and right brainers, or as I like to think of them, a cosmic angel posse of renowned global experts on myriad subjects. We are all a bit mad, you know. Quite. We are putting country and love of humanity above everything else. 

Gee how I love these brainiacs who bravely get truth out on twitter hour after hour, day after day, complex stuff that we break down to brass tacks, a whodunit as told by global bravehearts. We’re exhausted, we do at great personal peril, but no sleep till Brooklyn as I always say. 

And the truth shall set we free and already is. Insert butterflies here.

IMPEACHMENT MARCH

What a simply perfect day. July 2. We were feeling im-peachy waltzing through the streets of #dtla with those thousands of kin who feel the smartest move at this juncture is for all those 70 percent of Americans who ain’t too keen on the Pageant Queen Regime to march on Washington and demand the Defenestration of Scamalot. Are we not Men? Are we not Women? Were there not dogs, babies and strollers all concurring: our country is sinking under the weight of thugs. And just cuz it’s a different kind of war… the dropping of cyberbombs in collusion with ma$$media running interference for lucre… doesn’t mean you can’t pay attention. 

Your personal data has been weaponized. 

We know that whenever there is intense mysery, a small few greedy fukcs are profiting. But this mawb bo$$ and his toadie$ take the cake, I mean, every move is right out of the #geezersplaybook. Erl.

I recommend rather than trying to follow the money to oil etal, just donate your car, and take public transit, bike, lyft or walk, work from home and help save the world from gangsta$ and thug$ out to create misery and profit off wars and such. Not to mention the clean air thing.

That’s how I got to the “Impeachment March” in #dtla, riding on the Metro and making friends with other do-gooders.

For more on that, our hero, Vlad. Gentle readers: please pay attention to your Romanian, Ukrainian, Russian, Hungarian and Bosnian friends. They will tell you about how rights are taken away incrementally so a small greedy few thug$ can profit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VUT-z9LbD8

TO RUSSIA WITH LOVE

Whenever a people are demonized, we must always clarify: It ain’t the people, it’s the leaders, the despots, the glory hunters, the power whores, the usual suspects who cause all that misery but look pretty on TV.

So because it’s been a minute since I read Pasternak and watched “Doctor Zhivago,” I figgered, “Better bone up on the Russian Revolution, agin.”

Plus it’s a good excuse to rekindle my love jones for Rod Steiger and Julie Christie, as well as the costumers and art directors for the David Lean epic. 

Here are the cliffies: 

“I wish they’d decide which gang of hooligans constitutes the government of this country!” 

That line uttered by a man, once rich then poor, who just wants to get on with the libretto. Ergo, it doesn’t matter if it’s pre-Revolutionary Russia or post-apocalyptic America, we all share the same frustration. And currently, our leaders $uck.

Another zinger:

“The private life is dead… history killed it…”

#word

We lost our private lives to data miner$, and we gave it away freely to take cutesy wootsy quizzes to figger out which ‘80s popstar is our spirit animal. This was valuable data in this election, our information now used to tell shady fukc$ how to market to us. 

In 2016, it was used to mislead us by creeper$ out for an #ROI, and they surely got it. We are currently fukced till impeachment of all creeper-a$$ociate$ of the mawb bo$$.

While the world is upended by misery and now those trying to do good are allowing rogue character$ to divide them, dirty deals are being done dirt cheap and as long as you keep watching Der Propaganda TV and take the Meds They Push to Keep You Watching, you might not know who dunnit.

But c’mon now, we know #scamalot is laden with felonious monsters, we have the court docs to prove it. We also know fraud occurred. We have the docs to prove that. But why run down the hill to eff the first cow? Why not just walk down, after assembling the puzzle of the Big Con, and take out all hundert or so?! 

Just pray Bob Mueller, within the letter of the law, can round up all the Horse$ Arse$ and get us some kind of justice.

Meanwhile, we in the Resistance will be marching and pushing #peoplepower cuz something’s gotta give.

DEFENESTRATION

Good thing, glory hunters are defenestrating themselves. And because the private life is dead, and because the internet killed it, why not take advantage of it till reparations and live by karma. All your deeds become you. So shed your baggage and step into the light. Let karma and truth be the stuff that guides you until we can lasso in all the Big Brother$.

YOUR POINT, THEIR VILLAGE

Sometimes Glory Hunters don’t care what village they burn to make their point, and during these cybertreasonous times, that should be of concern to all Americans.

If we can’t unite now after being played by a TV Carny with catchphrases, then this is no longer America.

NOBODY LOVES POETRY LIKE A RUSSIAN

Because I am concerned by the #goonsindrag who kiss the ar$e of the Popular Vote Loser so good they got cabinet post$, I am paying close attention to my friends from Moscow, Kiev, Bosnia, stories I’ve collected over the years that tell a more clearcut picture of what war looks like and how it’s played out in modern times. 

It starts with the silencing of truth. 

My friends from the Eastern Bloc consist of gals who came for modeling gigs that turned out not to be modeling gigs.

My friends from Eastern Bloc countries consist of tough beauties whose family members starved and died. They had no food. 

Check out my friend from Bosnia, and what she has to say about those who vote based on hate and greed:

https://twitter.com/foxycuda/status/825165047693316096

INDEPENDENCE DAY

Our #freepress #truthsquad #knowledgeswap posse has made so many friends in the past few days because people from throughout America and in countries #acrosstheuniverse know love when they feel it, namely love of country, love of humanity, a desire to do better. 

We’re just trying to pump information as quickly as we can. We broke the ol timey investigative model of waiting till sweeps to sell fear and loathing, and instead, we are the wind beneath each other’s wings, building a sturdy global bridge of worldwide expertise chiseling away bit by bit at fraud, at the Big Con.

PLOP QUIZ

So please give us your hungry, weary, truthseekers and we will do our best to comfort you with truth. The misery that is upon is merely the passing of greed… allow it to pass…

And a final word of caution friends: next time you get the opportunity to take an online personality quiz, think twice: the country you could be preserving just might be your own.

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Author Heidi Siegmund Cuda is honored to be swimming in a twitter stream of do-gooders. Follow her at @foxycuda and she’ll connect you to a whipsmart crew making the world better, one tweet at a time.