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Thank you so much!! That’s exactly why I started this account, Nanbaka doesn’t get enough attention! So underrated Q-Q

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🧘 Upa 🧘

Upa is rather protective of you, and far from appreciative of when others treat you the wrong way

He never voices it around others, but adores your kind and excitable nature

Upa is normally quite blunt, so you don’t need to worry much about understanding sarcasm or other things of the sort from him, and he just isn’t really the type to crack dirty jokes towards you

Anyone else does it though and he’ll come real close to beating em up for saying such things to you

He isn’t much of a jokester himself, but he can’t help but get a smile on his face when he hears your own jokes and laughter, even if he doesn’t quite understand them

Saves any loving comments and affection for when the two of you are alone and gets flustered as fuck if anyone catches him being sweet on you

Sometimes though he’ll reach out and take your hand or give you some little side glances when around others

Has a soft spot for getting little forehead kisses from you, not that he’d ever admit it so easily

He himself likes to use his Qigong (Assuming you’re taller than him) to float up and kiss your cheek when you’re distracted with something

🎲 Uno 🎲

He’ll never shut up about how cute you are and how much he lucked out with winning you over

Your personality, your voice, your appearance— he just adores everything about you and makes sure you know it!

Being as extroverted as he is, and your own friendly attitude, the two of you tend to get along quite well with others

He finds the fact that you don’t easily catch on to sarcasm or dirty jokes rather cute, and sometimes waits to be blunt just for the fun of it

Doesn’t care about PDA and can and will kiss you, wrap an arm around you, and just be overall lovey dovey even if people start to stare

If someone tells you to get a room, he’ll just ask them if they’re jealous

Likes to take you on little dates in the recreation rooms and shows you how to play various games and gamble

He especially loves to catch you off guard with kisses on the temple or cheek and see you flustered reactions

Kiss him back and get revenge! Even if he just thinks your retaliation’s adorable

🎯 Honey 🎯

This man’s an overly flirtatious boyfriend who constantly makes dirty jokes and comments, but you still love him, even if you don’t understand sometimes

He never gets enough of you and your adorable, friendly antics when talking with others

Although, he does get easily jealous if you get a bit too friendly with another guy for his liking, or if another person flirts with you

Only he can be flirty with you and know things such as your underwear color and style for the day!

Usually retaliates any other people flirting with you by scooping you up and kissing you roughly on the lips to prove a point

He likes standing behind you and resting his head against yours with his arms wrapped around you; just a sucker for any kind of affection

Teaches you how to play darts until your skill level is close to or matches his own

Gives you plenty of kisses on the back of the hand like the gentleman he is

Bonus points if you get flustered by said kisses

🍩 Rock 🍩

He’s absolutely head over heels for you and your precious personality, and is a very caring and loving boyfriend

Also very, very protective

Thankfully his big, strong and intimidating stature steers clear any people who try to pick a fight or flirt with you

He grows used to being blunt with you after so long of you not understanding any sarcasm or dirty jokes from him

Doesn’t do too much PDA other than hand holding and little kisses here are there, but absolutely showers you in affection when it’s just the two of you

Always cracks up at your jokes and playful attitude, it’s one of the things that made him fall for you, after all

Absolutely spoils you with your favorite foods and snacks, and sometimes has Shiro make some special dishes for you

Kisses on your forehead or back of your neck, depending on where your facing, are musts for him

Sure thing!! The smol boy needs more loveee

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🧘🏻‍♂️ Upa as a Parent Headcanons 🧘🏻‍♂️

One or two kids would be enough for him, and he doesn't care much about what gender they are

Not too keen on the idea of parenting the first time you bring it up. He's very hesitant and doesn't quite feel the want for it at first

He has to think about it for a while, and it takes a few months, or close to a year, before he finally agrees to start trying for a baby

For someone who wasn't too excited about the concept of family, he's extremely protective of you during your pregnancy

If someone as little as looks at you the wrong way, you'll have to quite literally hold him back from Qigonging their ass

Isn't too lovey dovey on your baby bump, but when he does feel the baby kick, he stares in silent admiration and makes some quiet comments on how they're already so strong

Is immediately wrapped around your baby's finger the second he holds them. Not that he'll admit it.

If you make any comments on how cute he's being with your baby he'll try- and probably fail- to make an embarrassed comeback

"Stop looking at me like that.. it's not cute!"

Watches the baby like a hawk almost 24/7 during the first few months. Just as protective of the baby as he was of you while you were pregnant, if not more so

Definitely threatens people that want to hold or get close to the baby with an "If you hurt them, I hurt you ten fold" sort of nature. Unless he trusts them- then he's more lenient on the threat.

He can be cold and harsh at the best of times, but with those he loves, he's very soft and loving when he wants to be. This especially applies for you and your baby

Is more playful and sweet with them in private and gets embarrassed if anyone- especially you- catches him

Definitely a more strict parent, who ensures the little one does as they're told and doesn't go doing anything stupid. Likely a "Be back before so and so" type of parent when they're old enough to be out and about

Takes your kid under his wing as a Qigong deciple and does his best to teach them everything he knows

You'll often find the two meditating together, sparring, and every now and then you might catch Upa lecturing them about doing something incorrectly with the training

They also play Mahjong and tend to Upa's cactus and other plants gifted from his family in spare time