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my great anonymous... you're not gonna believe this but I GOT YOU !!!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS since callie is my favorite >:3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CALLIE X READER!!!

(She's Returning Home From Work)

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Callie had to go away for a concert/business trip. And you were HEARTBROKEN

But it's okay!!! She has just the solution!

No it isn't staying home. She can't do that sadly.

BUT she gets you a plush of herself to keep you company!

You immediately hug the plush and look up at her

"Whenever you miss me, just hug that plush! It'll be just like I'm with you!"

"I'm gonna miss youuuu..."

"I know, but it won't be too long! I'll be back before you know it!"

You accompany her to the airport, and before she boards, you have a sappy moment like a typical movie couple. In a cute way of course!

You kiss her on the lips and watch her board.

It was very emotional for the both of you...

Awhile later, she was destined to return home...

You were on the couch, watching a movie with the plush when...

*Click...*

The door knob had turned and you immediately turned over.

The door pushed open... and it was her!

"Honey, I'm home!"

You immediately tackle hug her

She laughs, kissing your head... and then your cheek- okay, she's kissing all over your face.

You were now covered in magenta lipstick. Callie definitely intended for this.

"Did you mis-"

"I MISSED YOU SO MUCHHH"

"I did too!!!"

Safe to say, you two had a very nice cuddle session that night.

You fell asleep in Callie's arms. She lovingly scratched your head.

The Callie plush watched all of this, of course

If it was sentient, it would be jealous.

Callie loves you very much and she is glad to be home with you :3

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Callie : Accepting an Apology is for the weaks! ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[M!Reader about to tear up]

Callie : .....

[Immediately hugs M!Reader]

Callie : I'm one of them Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Callie : please don't cry my inkling i'm sorry!

M!Reader : I promise to buy you another chip bag!

Callie : As long as you're not sad I'm happy with anything (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

[Whispers to M!Reader]

But buy me the octopus flavor

M!Reader : [chuckles] you got it!

YOU GOT IT! Dating headcanons Callie comin' right up!!! I should really get some dividers and stuff lmao.

DATING CALLIE HEADCANONS!!!

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Okay so for starters

Her love language is physical touch. 100%

She loves to hold you by your waist and give you tons of little smoochies on the face

She INSISTS on holding your hand in public

But she doesn't push your boundaries at all!!!

Also she's a cuddle bug!!!

Y'all will be watching movies and she will just gwomp up and wrap her arms around you

"You're stuck in my love grasp!"

She texts you a lot too. She has a very distinct texting style

If you're at work, or she's at work she'll text things like "Hiiii!!! I'm thinking of you right now! I miss you soooo much! ´･ᴗ･`"

She's adorable honestly

If she sees you feeling down, she never fails to make you smile!

Like, you had a bad day. You were relaxing on the couch, and Callie immediately spotted your sour mood.

"Boop."

She booped your nose, and she looks at you.

"What's wrong, sweetie?"

"Oh, I just had a bad day, that's all-"

"Nooo, no bad days! I'm gonna make it better!"

Immediately, she wraps you up in a blanket, puts on your favorite show/movie and pulls out her phone.

"What do you want from [restaurant of your choice]? Your usual? It's on me!"

Tears formed in your eyes

"Oh no-nono baby, please don't cry- it'll be oka-"

"I love you so much, Callie!!!"

Callie looks at you trying to hug her in your burrito blanket. Struggling to hug her.

She laughs and wraps her arms around you.

"I love you too, baby!!!"

"Still though, what's your order" She says, trying to hold back a laugh.

You tell her your order and she has it delivered.

You eat your comfort food, watch your comfort media, and get to cuddle up with Callie.

Your day went from so bad to so good, all because of Callie's energetic personality.

YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH, AND SHE LOVES YOU TOO!!!

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