[iida is a man of duty(obviously)and right now, his duty is ensuring the high standards of U.A. High School dorm protocols are strictly followed. He marches down the hallway of the Class 1-A dorms]
Then, he freezes.
[As he passes by Jirou's room, a sound comes from the inside. It isn't the usual music or bass guitar, it's a soft murmur... AND INTIMATE?!]
"Y/N... I can't breathe when you're this close to me you know..."
"Shh, don't speak, it's getting good! Beside, Do you really believe your complaint is genuine?~"
[Outside, iida's glasses practically shatter from pure shock. He thinks–"In U.A. housing?! Broad daylight?!"]
[Before his brain could think about the action, iida's discipline takes over. He grabs the handle and opens the door with a BANG, his arm instantly chopping the air]
iida : You two are kissing!! That is a massive wrong of dorm regulations! Romance must be within appropriate boundaries and—
He stops in his tracks.
[The room is quiet because of iida. Jirou is laying down on her stomach and so is Y/N right next to her, both of them are next to each other with a fantasy book lay open in front of them. iida realises this is NOT the action they were doing]
[Jirou's face instantly blushes, her jacks twitching violently at what iida just said. Y/N stays silent for a sec before turning his head at Jirou]
M!Reader : Really? Jirou, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down...
