#rdhb

Ah, fuck.

Went to see Maula Jatt yesterday. Featured Fawad Khan which westerners may recognize from Ms. Marvel.

Anyway, the girl he was paired with didn’t really sparkle as she usually does with him (Mahira Khan).

BUT!

The villainess had crazy chemistry with him. She wanted him, cause aside from her own brother, Maula was the deadliest man around. unfortunately maula didn’t give a shit about her. (Humaima Malik)

But YAY for fanfiction!

In my semiconsciousness, I made a whole ass fixit story with sex of course.

Spoilers, if anyone wants the warning

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So, when Daro goes to see him in the dungeon, he messes with her, and since now she doesn’t leave early, the assassins come into Maula’s dungeon.

Maula, the gentleman, rescues Daro from the assassins even with chains on. Not like Daro isn’t a badass herself with weapons, it’s just that there are too many.

Anyway, he saves her. She’s tending to him. He tells her he still has to kill her brother Noori

Somehow, maula and noori get to fight and maula of course wins.

Maula takes claim to the palace and the princess. But he also brings his lover from the village, Mukkho. Mukkho in her playful attitude ‘understands’ or whatever that he’s taken the enemy’s daughter. Daro is less open to sharing Maula.

In a scene, Maula tells them he married a Jattni and a Nattni, and their marriages can symbolize the unity he wants within the two clans.

Threesome?

In a scene, Daro is in her epic bathroom and a masked man comes in. She says no one would lift an eye towards her bathroom, and this guy dared to come in. They quip at each other and the man enters her pool and loses his dhoti and Daro is ready to defend herself but he’s stronger and then she screams for Maula and Maula turns her around and pins her to the pool, revealing himself.

He uses her own words, how no one would dare look at her bathroom, and adds something about her now especially being his. He notices that even if she hates him, she called for him.

Sex

Daro is walking somewhere and she gets ambushed by old Natts. The noise brings jatt soldiers but they don’t help her.

Mukkho comes and says what Maula would do and the Jatts help her. Daro doesn’t come for dinner and Mukkho playfully tells maula what happened. She advises him to send Daro to his mom. Maula cuts off the dude’s hand who sent the assassins and warns everyone to respect his wives equally.

Maula takes Daro to his village. No one likes her. He introduces her to his mom. Says: her brother killed your Mooda (her son), now Daro will give you a hundred Mooda if you ask.

Bebe (bay-bay) doesn’t like her and she expects her to know household chores but princess Daro obviously doesn’t know. She intentionally rips the clothes in the laundry and breaks whatever she’s cleaning.

Bebe complains to Maula when he comes home at night. Maula says to let Daro wear the ripped clothes. Daro is shocked. But then maula also tells his mom to teach her.

The next morning villagers come to bring new furniture And Daro’s wearing ripped clothes. Maula covers her with his shawl and they quip at each other. Daro makes food that night under Bebe’s instruction. Maula eats in but chokes on spices. He jokes that tonight he’ll have two glasses of water, but next time she should put two seeds less of spice.

Some time later, the villagers are celebrating the news of Mukkho expecting. Bebe’s overjoyed of course. Daro sulks at home and runs away in the evening.

At night, she gets surrounded by lionesses and Daro of course challenges them. She fights them and kills one but at the same time another lioness jumps her from behind. However, it lands on Maula’s ax.

Maula teases her, like not knowing why she’s sulking and whatnot while he’s tending to her. She yells at him, and Maula reminds her that she is Daro, and she can ask whatever she wants. He takes her either to the top of the Ferris wheel that used to be his and Mukkho’s spot, or he takes her to his wrestling ring to let her get it out and then they… wrestle.

Some time later, Maula and bebe are at the palace and Daro’s home. A lion enters the village, everyone’s screaming. Daro faces off against it at the town center. The lion lunges at her, one tooth in her shoulder and another in her waist, but she kills it. It lands on top of her and she’s pinned under it. The villagers come out and carry her home and tend to her.

Bebe’s there with her at some point, but she’s too feverish to know a timeline. The baba/holy dude/healer tells them it’ll be a miracle if she could have children. Bebe says not to tell her. Daro calls out “ma” in her sleep and bebe looks after her.

Some days later, Daro goes out to get groceries and no one takes money from her and a lady tells her no one will take money from the town savior. They cheer for her and ladies offer to teach her and all that.

One night, she calls for bebe to undo her bandages but it’s Maula. She welcomes him and they’re friendly talking and he tells her the town loves her more than they did him but that he’d rip out their tongues if he could. She asks why and he says only he has the right to say her name. She asks then what should the people call her and he says Maula di Daro (Maula’s Daro)

He’s about to kiss her but she steps aside, asking him about Mukkho. He asks her when did mukkho come between them. She stares at the sky and says Noori’s sister Daro used to say that Noori’s fear would turn women barren, and now those women have cursed Maula’s Daro.

Maula steps beside her and says no one would dare curse Maula’s Daro. She rejects him again and says he shouldn’t waste himself on her. He stands behind her and points to the stars, saying he’d fill her aangan(backyard) with stars if she let him. He cuts his name on her shoulder(knife play is there thing) as they have sex. She says people might hear them and he says they should.

Some days later, Daro wakes up and Bebe’s not home. She asks a lady where she is and the lady says bebe went to the palace since Mukkho had a son. Daro says then why isn’t there noise in the village and the lady says no one wants to hurt Daro. Daro scolds them and tells them to hold the biggest parade and that she would be at the forefront of it.

Sometime later, Maula and bebe bring the baby to the village and everyone is celebrating. Daro is happy to see his son and cuddles him and asks what his name is.

Maula says she hasn’t given him one yet. Daro is shocked that he’s asking her to name his and Mukkho’s son but he says she’s his older mom and they want her to name him.

Daro names the boy Shah Alam, meaning king of the world. Daro goes with them to the palace and congratulates Mukkho and the two ladies are happy and love the baby together. Jatt soldiers always follow Daro in case any Natt would jump her.

Some days later, Maula’s father’s castle is finally rebuilt and they have an inauguration. Maula and Mukkho gift it to Daro.

Daro doesn’t want to leave the village but everyone convinces her and she has a bridal farewell that she didn’t get when she got married.

Maula gives her a tour of the castle. He takes her to a room and he tells her that’s where he was conceived and teases her that maybe they’d be lucky here as well.

Sometime later, Daro is playing with her ladies when she rests on the fountain and faints. The ladies are happy and she’s carried to her room.

The healer comes and says of course it’s a miracle. He advices her to be careful and prescribes bedrest. Daro asks if he knows who she is; she’s never been locked in a room let alone stuck in bed.

Maula’s at the door and says it’s Maula’s orders (maula means god) and that Daro wouldn’t dare go against his will.

Mukkho and Shah Alam come to see her too and time goes on.

one night she goes into tense labor. Bebe’s there and Mukkho is there too. Maula’s in another room with Shah Alam. Daro has a fever and isnt looking too well. Daro asks Mukkho to adopt her kid if anything happens to her, and to not tell her kid about her if she died. Mukkho agrees to adopt her kid, but instead says that everyone will know about Daro and her kids.

Daro gives birth to a girl and Mukkho and bebe are happy but Daro is sad (her father tried to have her buried when she was born). Daro’s in pain again and faints

Someone runs to tell Maula about his daughter he’s overjoyed and celebrates with Shah Alam and asks about Daro. The lady doesn’t say anything and Maula asks again. The lady attempts to say something but Maula runs out to go see Daro.

Bebe greets him at the door and tells him he has a son as well but maula ignores her and goes to sit by Daro. He orders her to open her eyes but she doesn’t. Maula says he won’t look at his children until he sees her eyes.

Days later Daro opens her eyes and Maula is by her. He’s happy to see her awake and starts to tell her about her kids but Daro remembers having a daughter and she cries. Maula says it’s his daughter and that she’s his pride and joy and the star of his eye and tells her he hasn’t even seen them yet. She sends him to go get them.

Maula brings Mukkho and bebe who bring the babies. Bebe holds the son, and passes him to Daro. Daro says once her brother killed Bebe’s Mooda, but no one will touch her Mooda. She asks to take her daughter but Maula takes her from Mukkho and teases Daro that he wouldn’t let her harm his daughter. He names her Tara.

Years later, teens and children are playing in the castle’s backyard. Some are Daro’s some are Mukkho’s. Mukkho’s daughter comes crying to Daro that her siblings are bothering her. Daro hugs her and reminds her that she would sacrifice her own life for her, what can her siblings do. (Mukkho died giving birth to her.)

Maula’s watching everyone from the balcony and Daro goes to join him. She tells him he filled her aangan with stars. Maula kisses her head and says

What Maula says: happens.

Zoom out. The end.

So, I’ve always had a crush on my childhood bestfriend’s dad. Saw him three days ago after forever and still holds apparently.

He’s so genuinely likeable and a giving personality, helps everyone in our community

I kid you not: he’s RICH and he’s a doctor and he’s the CEO of his hospital. But people of our community don’t like him cause he’s rich and they’re not (like, really! There’s another rich guy who’s so humble and nice and literally built a school but no one helped and it closed)

It’s worse that he has Dr Strange facia features, like long face, greying goatee.

And now I have an actual book in my head. It’s worse that my bff has such a common name and I could work their names in.

God help me

They passed one trouble, only to run into a bigger one yet. The company was being tracked by a pack of orcs, but luckily another wizard had come to their aid. Radagast the brown drew the orcs away, while Gandalf lead the dwarves another. To their unfortunate luck, one stray orc had discovered their hiding spot, but Kili shot it down. Unfortunately, the murder was quite loud, drawing the attention of the pack. Gandalf lead them down a hovel, and Thorin and Kili slid in just as a stampede went by.

There sounded war horns and clashing swords, then a shot Orc rolled into their hiding cave. Thorin pulled out to the arrow in its chest, and growled at its origins.

"Elves," he grumbled to Gandalf.

Dwalin found a trail which the company was eager to follow, but much less eager to cross. It was a narrow and tight path in itself, their discomfort rising when the Durin boys quarreled.

"You hand's touching my butt!" One whined, whacking the other's hands away.

"Well, your weapons are in my face!" The other one whined back, pushing his brother hard.

"Boys!" Aria scolded. "We're all cramped! You're not making it easier."

They continued to walk on, until Kili shoved Fili again.

"So help me Mahal, I will cut you both in half!" Thorin yelled this time. "Shut up and behave! We're almost there!"

They came out on top of a hill, a waterfall trickling beside them. In front of them was a hidden valley, with plenty more waterfalls that lead into the river below.

"The valley of Imladris," Gandalf announced as everyone else was lost in its majesty. "In the common tongue, it is known by another name."

"Rivendell."

As the rest of the company went on closer, Thorin went back to Gandalf, Aria following.

"This was your plan all along. To seek refuge with our enemy!"

"You have no enemies here, Thorin Oakenshield. The only ill will to be found in this valley is that which you bring yourself."

"You think the elves will give our quest their blessing?" Aria asked.

"They will try to stop us!" Thorin grumbled.

"Of course they will. But we have questions that need to be answered. If we are to be successful, this will need to be handled with tact, respect, and no small degree of charm."

Aria looked between Thorin and Gandalf, and smiled.

"Which is why you will leave the talking, to me."

Gandalf lead them to the courtyard, where they were corralled in by war horses, lead by their host.

"Gandalf!" 

"Lord Elrond." Gandalf acknowledged his friend.

"Strange for Orcs to come so close to our borders. Something or someone," he eyed the dwarves, "has drawn them near."

"That may have been us." Thorin walked up to them.

"Welcome, Thorin, son of Thrain." 

"I do not believe we have met." Thorin coldly answered the elf's greeting.

"You have your grandfather's bearing. I knew Thror when he ruled Under the Mountain."

"Indeed? He made no mention of you."

Aria pulled on Thorin's shoulder and drew him back, while Elrond simply smiled and turned to Gandalf, speaking in his native tongue.

"What is he saying?" Dwalin asked.

"Does he offer us insult?" Gloin struggled to the front.

"No, Master Gloin, he's offering you food."  "Well, in that case, lead on."

They had dinner with the elves, annoyed by elvish music and disappointed at the lack of meat on the table. Still, they enjoyed each other's company, laughing at another's expense. Thorin and Gandalf sat aside with Lord Elrond as he introduced to them the elvish swords they had picked up from the troll horde. Soon Gandalf became too chatty, and Elrond too inquisitive, and the dwarf king excused himself from the table. 

Aria meanwhile, had welcomed the elven hospitality, enchanted by the legend of Imladris. Lord Elrond had graciously welcomed them into his home, allowing them to rest and bath before dinner. There were quarters offered to them; some had to share, the king got his own, and Aria, being the only lady, was given her own room as well. 

She changed into the clothes her hosts provided her with, and enjoyed a snack of fruits by herself in her room. When she left to join the company, Aria found them merrily singing on the tables, making a mess out of Lord Elrond's dining room. She found Thorin missing from the gathering, and instead decided to seek him out.  

Aria instead snuck around the halls of Rivendell, exploring Imladris until she came across the room Thorin was in. The doors alone were beautiful, but the room took her breath away. Fit for a king indeed. There was a giant four poster bed at one side of the room and windows leading to a terrace on the other. But straight ahead of her was a light curtain, that wasn't doing much to hide what lay past. 

Without making a noise, Aria crept up and pulled the curtain aside to take a peak: there was a bathing pool in the middle of the place, made of salmon marble. In it, she spotted Thorin's hair spilling out over the edge as he sat in the water, probably asleep. Carefully and thoughtfully she picked up her skirt and worked on stepping around to the other side of the pool, but the cool and wet floor made her lose her footing. 

Her right food slid and she squealed before she could stop herself, and fell left side first into the pool. Aria wasn't under long before big, strong hands got her up right. She let out a loud gasp as Thorin pulled her out of the water, shock and water in her nose put her brain into life saving mode.

"You're alright, cough it up." Thorin coaxed gently as Aria roughly forced the water out of her breathing tubes.

"Aria?" Thorin's confused voice asked as he peeled off the hair sticking on her face. Since the past minute, this was the first time he'd got to see who had fallen in.

Aria flipped her hair back and grabbed Thorin's shoulders as the water bobbed her up and down. Finding her eyesight, she blushed and let out a nervous laugh.

"Well, then! I assume that has got to be the least attractive attempt someone's made towards you."

Thorin smirked a laugh. "Not the most attractive perhaps, but the most amusing." He laughed at her childishness and grabbed her waist, attempting to take her out. "Let's get you out of here before you catch a cold." 

He'd already turned to the ledge before Aria grabbed his shoulder and forced him back. He let out an unconscious growl, meaning to be threatening, but it only made butterflies in her stomach.

"What are you doing, Aria?" His hand fisted at the clothing on her waist, obviously knowing what she was doing.

"Taking advantage of you." Aria replied suggestively as she pushed herself closer to Thorin, the water rippling around them.

"Taking advantage of your... situation."

OC always daydreams about him and is in love with love.

One day at a (trope setting?) she runs into the guy from the picture.

Lookie me, just entering fandoms that have been dead for years. 

See thiis? NCIS! just finished season 6. Can’t talk about it.

Covert affairs. Loved it. Haven’t watched it. 

I recently (sexually) rediscovered Oded Fehr. Like, I was aware of him, but I’ve only now developed a micro obsession where i have to read every smut involving his characters and of course, none of them are recent. 

Anyway:

NCIS: 

1. Gibb’s daughter’s friend daughter of a marine. Gibbs solves a case involving her, she joins the team. Tony x oc

2. Tony and his maybe slight Islamophobia? Meets the disowned sister of the dead muslim Marine who works with the FBI. Tony x Muslim oc which is inSANE since he can’t have his typical relationship but ends in love with her anyway

Covert Affairs:

1. Annie x Eyal!! title: hospitality. Annie goes to Israel and Eyal shows her the same hospitality she gave him in Washington. He ties her to the bed, except “Mossad men finish the job” 😏

2. Annie x Eyal: The honeytrap traps them both 😏

Synopsis: Smaug is ready for a mate, but his ONE must be of legendary status, of course!Myrena of Arindale is on her own, a shadowy protector of innocent women. When her own innocence is put at risk, something unexpected comes to her rescue.

Pairing: shifter!Smaug x oc

Work rating: mature

Triggers: non-con. Rape. Dragon/human sex

Chapter rating: T 

Chapter 1: 

Men. Money. Marriage.

These were the three Ms that fueled Myrena's expedition. Her father was a horrid excuse of a man with horrible morals, unfortunate traits that he passed down to his sons. When father had asked mama's hand in marriage, he'd demanded a heavy dowery and gotten right down to business the very first night.

Myrena was conceived one month into the marriage and father was as elated as he was disappointed when she was born a girl. Her first brother was born a month before her first birthday, and he got the lion's share of nurturing. Mama loved her, though. Myrena was her first child, and the only girl in her soon to be brood. When mama was finally free of her duties to the boy child, she would spend her time with the infant Myrena, crying forgiveness for bringing a girl into a world of men.

The third child was lost in the womb, but the next two were boys. As they grew and aged, the boys were well taken care of, but Myrena was raised on the bare minimum and expected to help raise the boys as she was oldest after all. All the nurturing and the attention went to their heads and the three boys took after their father. Ungrateful, narcissistic assholes. Myrena was 9 when the last was born... an intersex. The father and the sons rejected it, but mama threatened to poison the boys if any harm came to her baby Quince.

Maleficent tells Borra they can come home and he walks off and into Maleficent’s long lost recently found daughter who Borra has hated uptil a few seconds ago. “Charlotte” talks about how Maleficent told him they can come home now and they stroll and talk for five seconds and suddenly break into a kiss.

Or

Borras helping the fae move into the forest

My first Dr strange comics!