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Hi… mmy namm35 53pica… I’mm v3ry coolll2

(Translation: Hi… my names Sepica… I’m very coolz

0h h1 what's up, 1'm Kaydhn n1ce t0 meet y0u

1 actually d0n't usually ass0c1ate w1th 0ther members 0f my caste f0r reas0ns 0f... vary1ng bel1efs.

[they're s0rt 0f a cult, at least as far as 1 have been 1nf0rmed]

h0wever, 1 assume that, s1nce all 0ther bl00d castes are suscept1ble t0 reta1n1ng abn0rmal ab1l1t1es. l1mebl00ds are, t00.

0bv10usly, 1 d0n't have any neat p0wers, 0therw1se 1'd pr0bably be d01ng s0meth1ng a l0t c00ler w1th my l1fe. 1'd def1n1tely get pa1d m0re, that's f0r sure.

haha,

......y0u

1 f0rg0t y0ur handle

fuck

helloooooo there, how do ya feel 8eing a lime 8lood? does ya friends like to pick off with you someTIMES 8cause of that?

nah. th1s planet 1s pretty ch1ll ab0ut mutants and rarer bl00d c0l0rs 1n general, s0 hem0ph0b1a 1sn't really a huge deal.

there are, h0wever, 0ther l1mebl00ds that are c0nstantly try1ng t0 recru1t me f0r the1r we1rd cult th1ng, s0 1 0ften g0 underc0ver as an 0l1vebl00d. n0t really 0ut 0f necess1ty, m0re because they're annoy1ng and 1'd rather n0t deal w1th 1t.

0ther than that th0ugh, 1've never really had any 1ssues w1th pe0ple b0ther1ng me ab0ut my bl00d. s0me 0f my fr1ends aren't even aware that 1'm a l1mebl00d, wh1ch 1s h0nestly k1nd 0f funny.

1'm pretty ch1ll w1th m0st every0ne as l0ng as they aren't d1srespectful 0r unnecessar1ly h0st1le ]:/

my fr1end's m0ra1l 1s actually a mutant (0r s0 1'm t0ld) but he prefers t0 keep 1t 0n the d0wn-l0w. he's a c00l dude and 1 l1ke hang1ng 0ut w1th h1m when 1 get s0me t1me 0ff.

s0met1mes 1 even get cust0m 0rders fr0m mutants wh0 need a spec1f1c c0l0r 0r have a mutat10n related d1sab1l1ty. they're always super n1ce ab0ut 1t and s0met1mes even 0ffer t0 pay m0re (all my pr1ces are the same relat1ve t0 h0w much t1me went 1nt0 a p1ece).

s0.... 1 guess 1'm c00l w1th mutants. they're generally n1ce tr0lls that kn0w h0w t0 th1nk 0uts1de the b0x, and 1 d0n't care f0r able1sts and hem0ph0bes.

well, after the scare 1 had w1th the last ask, 1've been try1ng t0 take 1t easy (well, as easy as a busy guy l1ke me can). h0wever, 1'm n0t ab0ve watch1ng n0velty hall0ween m0v1es when 1 can catch a break.

1 d0n't usually part1c1pate 1n the regular fest1v1t1es myself anym0re, but 1 d0 enj0y sweets and treats as much as any tr0ll and 1'm m0re than happy t0 help my fr1ends w1th any c0stume stuff they may need.

1 d0n't m1nd wear1ng 0ne myself, but 0nly 1f 1t's a rec0gn1zable character 0f s0me k1nd. def1n1tely n0t 0ne 0f th0se z1p-up 0ne-p1ece n1ghtmares (n0t that 1'm c0mpletely aga1nst them, 1 just th1nk they're better f0r sleep1ng 1n than wear1ng 0ut 1n publ1c).

[moderator: you can tell that I don't usually draw hats lol

k1ll wh0?? why sh0uld 1???

and... where-? where are they?

H0W D1D THEY F1ND ME?!?