PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING THE GUY EVERYBODY EXPECTS TO HAVE THE ANSWERS. HERE'S THE SECRET: I DON'T. HALF THE TIME I'M MAKING THIS SHIT UP AS I GO, EXCEPT I'M YELLING WITH ENOUGH CONVICTION THAT EVERYBODY ASSUMES THERE'S A PLAN. SO PEOPLE JUST ASSUME I'M A GREAT LEADER, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YEAH I FUCKING AM. NOT BECAUSE I'M THE STRONGEST, OR THE SMARTEST, OR THE MOST IMPRESSIVE PERSON IN THE ROOM. I'M A GREAT LEADER BECAUSE WHEN EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL, I'M STILL STANDING THERE BARKING ORDERS UNTIL PEOPLE REMEMBER THEY'RE CAPABLE OF MORE THAN PANICKING. SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THE ONE WHO BELIEVES THE TEAM CAN WIN BEFORE THE TEAM BELIEVES IT THEMSELVES. IF THAT MEANS I HAVE TO SHRED MY VOCAL CORDS SCREAMING EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU INTO SHAPE, THEN FINE. CONSIDER IT A PUBLIC FUCKING SERVICE. YOU'RE WELCOME.
YET ANOTHER BRILLIANT CONTRIBUTION BY KAYDHN!!! YOU FUCKING ROCK, DUDE!
YOUTUBE / BANDCAMP
PARODY OF āSINGā BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BY KAYDHN BELOW THE CUT
[S] Karkat: Motivational Speech
[verse 1]
Scream it out, fighting through their games so we can earn our keep
Scream it out, standing up before we can face our grief
For all the trust that weāve ever dared to give
Its just a waste of the lives that weāve dared to live
[chorus]
Scream it to the sky, scream it till weāre dead
Scream that fucking song till you lose your head
Scream it till the end, scream it till weāve won
Scream it out for the ones thatāll hate your blood
Scream it for the lost, scream it for the blind
Scream about everyone that we left behind
Scream it till the end, scream it till the end
[verse 2]
Stand up tall, boy you oughtta know that thereās a war to win
We wonāt fall, girl I wanna see you raise your fucking fist
For all the blood that weāve left upon this fucking ground
For all the deaths, I wanna hear you scream it out loud
[chorus]
Scream it to the sky, scream it till weāre dead
Scream that fucking song till you lose your head
Scream it till the end, scream it till weāve won
Scream it out for the ones thatāll hate your blood
Scream it for the lost, scream it for the blind
Scream about everyone that we left behind
Scream it till the end, scream it till the end
[bridge]
Stand up, fight the system, fall back
Waiting for our moment, heroes that can live to see it
Living with our blades drawn, fighting for a new dawn, reason why keep on
Suicide to kill the slaughter, face tomorrowās ending
Nothing but a bad dream, more than reason to scream
I am not the martyr that you wanted but a hero,
I refuse to die slow, living for the future
Shout it for the ones who died to save the day
Keep fighting
[chorus]
Scream it to the sky, scream it till weāre dead
Scream that fucking song till you lose your head
Scream it till the end, scream it till weāve won
Scream it out for the ones thatāll hate your blood
Scream it for the lost, scream it for the blind
Scream about everyone that we left behind
Scream it till the end, scream it till the end
[outro]
You oughtta know thereās a war to win
Scream it till the end, scream it till the end
Girl, I wanna see you raise your fist
Scream it till the end, scream it till the end
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I'M SO FUCKING TIRED. EVERY DAY FEELS LIKE I'M DRAGGING A RESPONSIBILITY I WAS NEVER QUALIFIED TO CARRY, AND EVERY DAY I'M CONVINCED I'M DROPPING IT. I LOOK AT MYSELF AND SEE A FAILURE TO MY FRIENDS, TO THE SIGNLESS, TO EVERYBODY WHO EVER EXPECTED SOMETHING BETTER FROM ME. I HATE HOW TERRIFIED I AM OF LOSING PEOPLE. I HATE MYSELF.
BUT THE WORST PART? NONE OF IT MATTERS. I CAN THINK I'M WORTHLESS, I CAN BE ONE BAD DAY AWAY FROM A COMPLETE FUCKING BREAKDOWN, AND I'LL STILL SHOW UP LIKE AN IDIOT. I'LL STILL TAKE THE HIT. I'LL STILL FIGHT FOR THEM. NOT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN MYSELF, BUT BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO.
LYRICS BY THE TALENTED AS FUCK RIGHTEOUSDEFENESTRATION. YOU FUCKING ROCK, MAN! PARODY OF "HOUSE OF WOLVES" BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.
YOUTUBE / BANDCAMP / SOUNDCLOUD
[HIVE OF HOWLBEASTS]
[verse 1]
I know a thing about ambition, but Iāve got none left to spare
And I admire your volition, but we havenāt got a prayer
Say sing for the Signless, I got nothing left to say
Ancestors marked us failures, Iām ending it today
[pre-chorus]
Well, I think Iām gonna end it all
Everybody burn the hive right down
[chorus]
ācause here, I will avenge the dead
Say Iām not the leader, Iāll take us to the end
Tell me Iām a bad troll, cominā for my head
Say Iām not the leader, Iāll take us to the end
[post-chorus]
Knight of Blood, yeah, Knight of Blood
Knight of Blood, yeah, Knight of Blood
Knight of Blood, yeah, Knight of Blood
Knight of Blood, yeah, Knight of Blood
[verse 2]
Found twelve on Alternia, looking high and low
Weāre just another set of pawns to fail in Skaiaās glow
Iām waiting for the end of times, I got nothing left to say
Iāll scream until my lungs give out, Iām ending it today
[pre-chorus]
Well, I think Iām gonna end it now
Everybody burn the hive right down
[chorus]
ācause here, I will avenge the dead
Say Iām not the leader, Iāll take us to the end
Tell me Iām a bad troll, coming for my head
Say Iām not the leader, Iāll take us to the end
[bridge]
Weāre gonna fight like Psiionic ācause theyāre never gonna leave us alone
Weāre gonna run like Disciple ācause thereās no way theyāre letting us go
And as the blood drips in my eyes
I made a promise that Iād keep us alive
Iāve been the worst kind of mutant, go ahead and tell your lusus
Go, go, go
[chorus]
And I say, here, I will avenge the dead
Say Iām not the leader, Iāll take us to the end
Tell me Iām a bad troll, coming for my head
Say Iām not the leader, Iāll take us to the end
[post-chorus]
Tell me Iām a bad, bad, bad, bad troll
Tell me Iām a bad, bad, bad, bad troll
Tell me Iām a bad, bad, bad, bad troll
Tell me Iām a bad, bad, bad, bad troll
[outro]
So get up, so get out
Knight of Blood, yeah, Knight of Blood
YOU KNOW... YOU'D THINK AFTER ALL THIS TIME TOGETHER THERE'D BE SOME KIND OF GRAND REVELATION, SOME MOMENT WHERE SOMEONE'S MASK COMES OFF AND WE ALL PRETEND WE LEARNED SOMETHING. BUT NO, IT'S THE SAME OLD BULLSHIT: MAKE A JOKE, DEFLECT, ACT LIKE NOTHING HURTS, AND THEN STAND THERE LOOKING SURPRISED WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE GETS SICK OF PLAYING ALONG. AND THIS ISN'T EVEN NEW! IT'S SO PREDICTABLE I COULD WRITE THE NEXT TEN YEARS OF THIS CONVERSATION MYSELF. MAYBE I'M THE REAL JOKE. MAYBE I SHOULD ACCEPT SOME PEOPLE WILL NEVER FUCKING CHANGE. THEY JUST GET BETTER AT HIDING THE FACT THAT THEY NEVER PLANNED TO CHANGE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ANOTHER FUCKING AMAZING LYRIC CONTRIBUTION BY KAYDHN!!! ROUND OF APPLAUSE, YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. YOU STILL ROCK, THOUGH!
YOUTUBE / BANDCAMP / SOUNDCLOUD
PARODY OF "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO" BY TAYLOR SWIFT BY KAYDHN BELOW THE CUT
[THIS SHIT IS NOTHING NEW]
[verse 1]
I wonāt play your stupid games
Glare with your mirrored shades
This part I always play
Like a fool, no, I donāt like you
You donāt stay inside the lines
No, not so silent Knight
You mock me all the time
Isnāt cool, I gotta say: fuck you.
[pre-chorus]
Listen Strider, Iām a fighter, got nothing but time
You prick, not falling for your games another fucking time
I got a list of names, and yours is in black underlined
Youāve died once, so I can kill you twice, oh
[chorus]
Ooh, this shit is nothing new
This shit is nothing new
Why canāt you fucking catch on, dude
This shit is nothing-
Ooh, this shit is nothing new
This shit is nothing new
Why canāt you fucking catch on, dude
This shit is nothing new
[verse 2]
I (I) canāt (canāt) stand your lack of shame (shame)
The way you say my name (name)
You (you) always know what to say
Piss me off, wonāt go away (fuck!)
You waste my fucking time, to you Iām just a target, target
Wonāt be for much longer wait
till you get your fucking karma
This rock flies on, but one thingās for sure
I regret meeting you, but you will more
[pre-chorus]
Listen Strider, Iām a fighter, got nothing but time
You prick, not falling for your games another fucking time
I got a list of names and yours is in black, underlined
Youāve died once, so I can kill you twice, oh
[chorus]
Ooh, this shit is nothing new
This shit is nothing new
Why canāt you fucking catch on, dude
This shit is nothing-
Ooh, this shit is nothing new
This shit is nothing new
Why canāt you fucking catch on, dude
This shit is nothing new
[bridge]
I hate everybody, everybody hates me
Iāll have the last laugh when you die in your dreams
I hate everybody, everybody hates me
Iāll have the last laugh when you die in your dreams
I hate everybody, everybody hates me
Iāll have the last laugh when you die in your dreams
I hate everybody, everybody hates me
Iāll have the last laugh when you die in your dreams
[interlude]
(Ooh, this shit is nothing new)
(This shit is nothing new)
(Why canāt you fucking catch on, dude)
This shit is nothing-)
āIām sorry, Dave Strider canāt answer the phone right now.ā
(Ooh, this shit is nothing new)
(this shit is nothing new)
(Why canāt you fucking catch on, dude)
āWhy? Ha! ācause heās dead.ā
[chorus]
Ooh, this shit is nothing new
This shit is nothing new
Why canāt you fucking catch on, dude
This shit is nothing-
Ooh, this shit is nothing new
This shit is nothing new
Why canāt you fucking catch on, dude
This shit is nothing new
Ooh, this shit is nothing new
This shit is nothing new
Why canāt you fucking catch on, dude
This shit is nothing-
Ooh, this shit is nothing new
This shit is nothing new
Why canāt you fucking catch on, dude
This shit is nothing new
((10 sec delay at the beginning so I can post this on Tumblr <3))
HERE IT FINALLY IS. MY COMEBACK SONG. ITāS ABOUT THE VEIL BEING A NIGHTMARE MEAT GRINDER THAT CHEWS YOU UP IF YOU STAY TOO LONG, AND WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BRAIN WHEN SOMETHING PERSONAL SHOVES YOU A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE.
I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AFTER REALIZING I WASNāT AS PUT-TOGETHER AS I THOUGHT, AND INSTEAD OF PRETENDING I WAS āFINE,ā I LET IT GET LOUD, UNHINGED, AND KIND OF FUCKING FERAL. THIS IS ABOUT PANIC, DEFIANCE, AND GALLONS OF BAD IDEAS HELD TOGETHER BY GUITARS AND SPITE. ITāS ABOUT SURVIVAL IN A PLACE THAT WANTS YOU GONE, AND LAUGHING MANIACALLY WHILE YOU REFUSE TO GIVE THEM THAT SATISFACTION.
IF IT SOUNDS UNSTABLE, GOOD. THAT MEANS ITāS HONEST.
ANOTHER AMAZING LYRIC BY RIGHTEOUSDEFENESTRATION! YOU ROCK, DUDE!
BANDCAMP / YOUTUBE
[You Know What They Do To Trolls Like Us In The Veil]
[verse 1]
Gotta make it past the Black King
In the center of the Battlefield
I say come with your hearts burn bright
Well, weāre never gonna beat this
All thatās left for us to do is die
We wage this war against our fate
Donāt speak to me, weāll never be the same
On your bloody hands, say a prayer
Say your prayer
[chorus]
Now, what is left
And I donāt know whatās become of the world that we live in
What is left, donāt know yet
I realized too late, our chances are fucked
Stay in my heart in this ship
Iāll shooshpap you, again, yeah
[verse 2]
Well, the session is broke and my temperās been lost
Iām friends with a killer; the honking is driving me mad
But none of them care if Iām losing my mind
Am I losing my mind?
Yeah, I hate my blood, will they leave me to die?
I donāt sleep anymore and Iām trying so hard not to cry
Ugh, none of them know
All the Horrors Iāve seen
[chorus]
Now, what is left
And I donāt know whatās become of this world that we live in
What is left, donāt know yet
I realized too late, our chances are fucked
Stay in my heart in this ship
Iāll shooshpap you, again, yeah
[bridge]
I hear your voice
And I got no choice
It makes me want to keep you gone
I donāt understand it
Why pretend its fake
[interlude]
Do you know why the fuck weāre here?
Fucking asshole, Iāll burn this place to the ground
Die
[outro]
I canāt stand to sleep til Iām dead
And well I, I donāt care about much, but now youāre killing my friends
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, haha
HAVE SOME LUSUS ANGST AND GAME TRAUMA. ITāS GOT GOD TIER FAILURE COMPLEX, MONARCHY-HATING AND BLOODCASTE DESPAIR. PLAY THIS SHIT AT MY FUNERAL. ACTUALLY, NO. PLAY IT AT *YOURS*. IāLL BE TOO BUSY YELLING AT THE HORRIBLE COSMIC VOID TO HEAR IT.
ANOTHER FUCKING AMAZING LYRICAL CONTRIBUTION FROM RIGHTEOUSDEFENESTRATION. YOU ROCK, DUDE!
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1 actually d0n't usually ass0c1ate w1th 0ther members 0f my caste f0r reas0ns 0f... vary1ng bel1efs.
[they're s0rt 0f a cult, at least as far as 1 have been 1nf0rmed]
h0wever, 1 assume that, s1nce all 0ther bl00d castes are suscept1ble t0 reta1n1ng abn0rmal ab1l1t1es. l1mebl00ds are, t00.
0bv10usly, 1 d0n't have any neat p0wers, 0therw1se 1'd pr0bably be d01ng s0meth1ng a l0t c00ler w1th my l1fe. 1'd def1n1tely get pa1d m0re, that's f0r sure.
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