Ω ⫠continued from ask. || ironheartedtemerity.
Its lips are the most sensitive parts on its body. It always uses its lips first to examine things. By identifying things this way, it remembers what it likes. It always rocks its head slowly backwards and forwards as if it is trying to kiss someone. It actively runs about, but also falls quite often. Whenever the chance arrives, it will look for its reflection to make sure its face hasnât become dirty.
 âAre you stupid? Here youâre graced with the coolest creatures mankind has ever known and all you can think to do is put a leash on one? PokĂ©mon are monsters that fit in your pocket! Some people keep them as pets, sure, but theyâre not just a chore! They are sentient beings with complex thoughts and feelings of their own! Others battle and train with them! We have a lot to thank PokĂ©mon for! Now, are you a boy, or are you a girl?
 ââŠThought so. For you, I recommend the girliest PokĂ©mon ever! Smoochum are chummy all right. Theyâre humanoid PokĂ©mon that look a lot like smelly babies, and they kiss EVERYTHING, infecting entire cities with COOTIES! Sheâs really active too, and runs around bobbing her big olâ head and falling flat on her face. Aww, does hims need a kissy Pokemon? I bet he does!
 âSheâll kiss you all over! Again, and again, and again, and she wonât stop when she evolves either. Nobody will want to hang out with you because youâre too contagious! Yeah, thatâll teach you to be such a filthy casual!â
Your best match is Smoochum, the kiss Pokémon!
Ω â«Â âAre ya done jackinâ yerself off tâyer superiority yet, or do I need tâgive ya a few minutes tâfinish up?â Dismas asked flatly.  âWhere I come from, these fings donât exist, anâ they look like animals, so I thought they were jusâ animals.  I donâ mind cute fings, either, so Iâm sorry, but ya didnât bruise me ego.  Let âer kiss whatever she wants, should I find one.â He shrugged.  âJusâ as long as she donât kiss yer ass.â He grinned underneath his scarf.