#rayperson

the drawing of cider is olddd but not enough to redraw LOL. i finally went back to this!!! i like how it turned out

carmen and cider r my rabbid rayperson besties!!! they’re platonic soulmates actually 🏃 and carmen can understand cider perfectly despite cider not speaking a lick of english, she often translates what cider is saying to others

Brad Colbert: Silent judgment the whole time. He'd sit there stoically, arms crossed, occasionally making dry, cutting remarks like, "That's a tactical mistake," when someone gives a bad rose ceremony speech. Secretly gets invested but refuses to admit it.

Ray Person: He lives for this kind of drama. He'd be yelling at the screen, making up nicknames for all the contestants, and placing fake bets on who's going home. Drinks beer, eats all of your snacks, and brings chaos. "Bro! This is fucking nuts! She is giving red flag energy!"

Doc Bryan: Watches it like a psychology case study. Offers deep analysis of the sontestants' behavior and how they probably have attachment issues. "This is a textbook example of insecure-avoidant dynamics"

Nate Fick: Tries to act like he's too mature for it, but ends up actually caring and asking, "Wait, didn't she already tell him she loved him? How's he saying that to someone else?" Gets emotionally involved by week 3.

Rudy Reyes: Is 100% here for the love story. He's spiritually connected to the journey and keeps talking about "energy" and "alignment." Probably tears up during the final rose.

Trombley: Doesn't really get what's going on. Asks random questions like, "So do they get to kill each other or what?" You just stare at him wondering if you should be worried or not and eventually make him run out to get take out so he doesn't make any more weird comments.

Gunny: Sits off to the side, pretending he does't care. Complains it's a "waste of time" but is somehow always there. Occasionally grumbles things like, "This is what's wrong with America," right before asking, "Wait, he picked him?"

Walt: Surprisingly thoughtful insights. Gets real quiet during emotional moments and occasionally hits you with, "Damn, that was actually kind of deep." Secretly roots for the underdog girl and won't admit it until the finale.

Q-Tip: Low-key stylish, totally into the fashion and vibes. Makes hilarious side commentary like, "That low cut dress? That's a tactical choice." Ruthlessly judges bad outfits and fake personalities. Keeps a mental list of who's "fake as hell" and who's "wifey material." Probably says, "She's not here for the right reasons," before anyone else does.

Evan Wright: Starts out watching like he's just taking notes for a sociological study. But after like one beer, he's yelling, "Oh COME ON, SHE DESERVES BETTER!" with you. Gives sharp commentary on production manipulation. "You can feel the producer's fingerprints all over this two-on-one date." Accidentally becomes the most emotionally invested.

Manimal: Maximum chaos. He is that guy who lives to stir the pot. He's loud, opinionated, and completely unpredictable. Every time someone gets eliminated, he yells, "Waste of a slot!" He also would try to start a drinking game with rules like "sip every time someone says 'vulnerable'." Has zero filter and will say things like "She's got red flag energy, bro, she's gonna burn your house down."

An important conversation between cousins

Andrew: So you... Turned yourself fully into a teensie... Because.. you have a crush?? -thing..? On... The Glade's enemy? Ales: OH DREAMS FORBID A GROWN MAN HAS ANY FUN, ANDREW!!

Ultimate blind oc collab!! (Named Fingerman by @furbabyy) Story: So me and friends was like “Yo what if we made a ray person while drawing the body parts not knowing how the other ones drew”- thus we gave birth. And he became so beautiful I had to draw his final form.

BONUS under: The original we made together plus who joined in

whiteboard art! more of my rabbid ocs and one of my thingamajigs..,,

they are gonna burn things alright…

i was gonna do a meme to this originally but i ended up doing this instead LOLL.. i imagine inferno is rambling on and on about stuff he wants to set on fire and why n raye is listening and agreeing

Brad Colbert - Would be the perfect "Joe". He is so quiet and keeps to himself, how could he not be the perfect stalker? He is well skilled in keeping a low profile, despite his size and height. The only thing that he wouldn't be able to do, would to be able to insert himself in your life like Joe did with Beck, because if he did, he wouldn't be able to leave your side for a second, even to follow you. You would never know that he was there, watching through the window as you did your night time routine; keeping up with the tracker that he had put on your car to see where you went. Just like Beck, you seemed to attract the interesting kind of people which kept Brad on his toes. In his mind, you are his and didn't want you to be taken away by someone else...not that he would ever tell you to your face. He didn't want you to feel like you had to chose him...because he was a gentleman like that

Ray Person - Absolutely not. Ray would fail at being the perfect "Joe". He wouldn't be able to stay quiet long enough to be able to follow you and observe your every move in secret. He was the type who would follow you to the store and then call you asking you to bring him snacks once you got inside. Then call you again asking where his snacks were when he didn't see them in your cart through his binoculars. Which annoyed you to no end. One time you went on a date to the park with a very laid back and chill guy only to have it interrupted by Ray yelling from the bushes, "You're boring as fuck, homie!" This only resulted in you calling the police on him.

Nate Fick - 50/50. He would make a good "Joe", maybe not the perfect one though. Tailing you would be easy for him, he'd have no problem keeping his distance to watch you and collect intel on you. You would never know what he was up to, he was always so nice and never gave you a reason to question him. The struggle for him however, would be whenever a spark of spontaneity would hit and you would deviate from your normal routine. It would take everything in Nate's power to keep from texting you and asking why you didn't stick to your original plan..because...it was the original plan. He didn't understand why you would suddenly feel the need to stop and get a coffee after work instead of going straight home. Not being able to ask you that would be a struggle

Evan Wright - Would absolutely, hands down be the ultimately perfect "Joe". He would be able to be blend in perfectly in your life without letting on that he was also following your every move. He would be so smooth in his mission to keep tabs on you that even when you almost caught him one afternoon, he was able to brush it off saying that he was meeting a co-worker to work on a story together. Even your friends would think that he was the perfect man with no faults. If only they knew how much time he spent following you and watching everything little thing that you did with your life.

Manimal - Just..no. He would be the worst "Joe" there ever was. Anytime you would be talking to any of your guy friends, he would seem to come out of the shadows to scare them off because he didn't want anyone to have a chance with you. There has been countless times that you would come home just to caught him going through your underwear drawer.

Jason Lilley - Well..he would make an ok "Joe". He had the biggest crush on you, but never could figure out how to tell you. So he would follow you in hopes to find the perfect timing to tell you. Because of his love to record everything and also watching your every move, he would take out his video camera and record you. To him everything you did was worth documenting and keeping, he thought you looked so adorable sitting on your couch, wrapped up in a cozy blanket and sipping your favorite drink while watching your favorite show in your living room. He almost sent it to you because he wanted you to see yourself the way he sees you, but caught himself just in time.

[ Shall I continue with a part 2 with some of the other guys or write a short story on one of the ones listed above?? Comment below or send me a message! ]