Raycliff: âThe body of Claudia Rose, age 40-â
Principal Folsom: Oh, she was so young. How sad is it that I said 40 was so young? Go on.
Raycliff: â-was found March 16th by her husband, who called for an ambulance when she was found unresponsive in her bathtub.â
Principal Folsom: Ew! Not the bathtub. Ugh, why couldnât it be the laundry room? I already hate it in there.
Raycliff: âShe is survived by her husband, Henry, and sister Sylvia Hammond. The county coroner will conduct a full autopsy and-â Oh, my god!
Principal Folsom: What? What?
Raycliff: They put an âs in âparamedicsâ! Thatâs not possessive, thatâs plural! Who was proofing the Herald back then?




















