THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 91st Tilt
Lord Ravenhurst, The Court Jester (1955) VS. “The Player”, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990)
Propaganda
Lord Ravenhurst, The Court Jester (1955) Portrayed by: Basil Rathbone
"You know how much of a joy it is to watch the one human person in a story full of muppets? That’s Ravenhurst. A delightfully camp villain trying desperately to win his political intrigue movie not realizing until far too late it’s been infiltrated by (literal) clowns. Also the way he’s so down bad for Hawkins before realizing Hawkins is not a dashing suave assassin who will help him get what he wants? -chef’s kiss- I could watch their sword fight all damn day. Ravenhurst is just so delightfully evil in comparison to Hawkins’s bumbling heroics that it makes both of them an absolute treat to watch. Have you not seen Court Jester? Go watch it. Get it? Got it. Good."
“The Player”, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990) Portrayed by: Richard Dreyfuss
“A total DILF.”
Additional Propaganda Under the Cut
Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?
Lord Ravenhurst [Basil Rathbone] (Left)
The Player [Richard Dreyfuss] (Right)
