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I'm having a crisis for my fic
what house is he in????
Slytherin Barty
Ravenclaw Barty
this is not me doing what people tell me to i'm just indecisive
Barty who is in fact a Ravenclaw but since Evan and Regulus are both Slytherin and he sleeps over a lot in either of their beds. Sometimes he accidentally takes one of their ties instead of his own because its still dark when he gets dressed. Barty who tried dying the ends of his hair blue but after a few washes it turned out more green and found out he likes it that way more. Barty who by the end of the year McGonagall had to check at least three times she had his house right because she swore he was Slytherin but nope Ravenclaw.
Can you please yap about barty and xenos friendship dynamic?
HI, HELLO! <3 Got me blushing tbh, I love to yap🤭
Anywhooo…
These fuckers never do anything even remotely normal. They’re always on the weirdest, most randomest shit. For example,
Regulus: Dorcas and I are headed to the library to study, wanna join?
Barty: As much as I love to study, ‘fraid you lot’ll have to go without me. Xeno and I are testing out our prototype portkey t’see if we can break out of here. I’m thinking Greece —weather’s nice this time of year…
Regulus: You—what?
Barty: Ah, don’t worry, Reg. It’s all uh… academic. And hey, I’ll bring you back a souvenir, alright? Oh, there he is! Wish us luck!
Regulus: What the fuck just happened?
And they for sure get absolutely baked together and stay up late in the Astronomy Tower talking until the sun rises about all the things they think the Ministry is hiding.
I feel like they both just love to yap and never get tired or irritated with the other’s rambles.
Annnd a couple of my headcanons, except i’ll be writing them into my fic…
They’re gonna play DND together 🤭 Barty wanted to play it soooo bad after hearing that the muggles were calling it ‘the devil’s game’ and ‘some satanic cult.’
And Barty is somehow in like every club at Hogwarts and no one understands how. Like…
Lily: You’re in the Art Club? Since when?
Barty: Since forever, Evans.
Lily: But—why?
Barty, smirking: Why not?
I was going to put Barty in Slytherin for my Marauders-era Hogwarts fic because I like the idea of him being roommates with Evan and Reg.
Buuuuut
I also really like the Ravenclaw Barty headcanon. Sooo, hear me out…
Ravenclaw Barty who never sleeps in his actual dorm, and moves himself into Reg and Evan’s dorm. A little makeshift bed. Everyones who visits is like, aren’t you in Ravenclaw? And hes just like I dunno what you’re talking about
By the later years, everyones so used to it that they just assume he was always in Slytherin.
Also cause I feel some Xeno x Barty friendship brewing from this and what a duo.
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I'm sure Barty and Pandora are those type of menaces that change your part in the groupal presentation because they don't like it.
Now think about them fighting in the google docs over the same paragraph because Barty wanna put so many random facts and Pandora wanna add specific connectors and adverbs and things to make it more "whimsical"
Evan and Regulus are just there, on the background, rethinking their life choices because the work is due in 1 hour.
Barty with the messiest handwriting known to man. Teachers hate to see him and his barely legible scrawl coming until they mark it and it’s the most brilliant piece of writing they’ve ever read.
I love ravenclaw Barty and I wish it was more loved and used in the fandom and in fanfics ngl I love all the versions but it makes the story so much more interesting to me when he's in Ravenclaw 🫶 and he can still be in the group with Reggie even if they're not in the same house!
