#ratpbots

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Headcanon that nobody ever figure out there’s a walking extraterrestrial being under their city, or afraid of it because :

1. It could be a movie making (the number of weird stuff I saw that were part of a movie in Paris……)

2. People who believe in him also happen to be flat earther and those who think Paris’s pigeons are governement clones

3. Every decent Parisian saw worse a random Monday on the metro at 8 am

4. If he existed some teenager would try to find him and ask him if he can convince his brother and sisters to STOP being late when he is trying to get to school.