Modern au:
๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐: Hello, yeah, someone hacked into our bank account
๐๐๐ฎ๐, ๐ค๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฉ: NO-
๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐๐: Spending all our money
๐๐๐ฎ๐, ๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐จ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐: MY NICKEL-
๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐๐: I need to make a claim
๐๐๐ฎ๐: I FOUND IT ON THE FOOD COURT
๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐๐: Transfer me, that's fine
๐๐๐ฎ๐, ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐จ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐: I WAS GONNA GO TO TARGET
๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐๐: Yes, I'll hold
๐๐๐ฎ๐: BA!
๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐๐: Yeah?
๐๐๐ฎ๐: PLEASE TELL ME MY NICKEL IS STILL THERE
๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐๐: They spent over โฑ5000, Raya..
๐๐๐ฎ๐:...And my nickel?
๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐๐: What??
๐๐๐ฎ๐: Is it still there?
๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐๐: Your nickel??
๐๐๐ฎ๐: Yeah
๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐๐: There's only 11 cents left on the account.
๐๐๐ฎ๐, ๐ง๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐: Oh thank goodness.
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