i looked to the children (i drank from the fountains)
Author: seabiscuit
Word Count: 9,939
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Agatha/Rio
Summary: âWait, you havenât even heard my pitch,â She can hear Williamâs footsteps quickening behind her, âSheâs gay, too.â
Agatha turns sharply on her heel, âHow could you possibly know that?â
âI asked.â
âYou asked?â Agatha slaps a hand over her face, covering her eyes, âOh my God, Teen, one of these days youâre going to get slapped in the face, and youâre going to deserve it.â
Or,
Agathaâs teenage neighbor tries to play matchmaker with her and the hot funeral director who just moved in next door. It goes about as well as youâd expect.










