#ratcheness

I feel like it's my duty to teach the ignorant black male population how to approach a girl. Instead of blowing them off like I usually do I've taken it upon my self to give them constructive criticism. For example a typical Miami guy (Thuggish looking, gold teeth, bad speech)  came up to me and started his whole "hey mama blah blah blah" spiel and our conversation proceeded as such:

Me: They way you just talked to me was very disrespectful. If you want to talk to a girl you should try this. "Hi my name is so and so, I think your really beautiful, what's your name"

The guy looked caught off guard a little and said

Him: Oh I'm sorry. *Pause*  "Hi my name is ___. What's yours?"

Me:Alright your making a good start. Continue...

Him: So what year are you? 

Me: I'm a Junior

Him: So you've been here for a while

Me: Yup I'm ready to leave

Him: You have a really nice smile *he touches my hand*

Me: Your too touchy feely, girls don't like that. Your doing good continue.

Him: Oh you like to put guys down huh?

Me: No not at all, I'm trying to educate you black men, the way you approach a woman is completely disrespectful. If you want to mess with the same hoes then continue your method, but if you want a good girl then you gotta do better.

Some how the conversation is on his ex and then changes to my hometown

Me: Seattle's a great place but It's not for me. If you want to raise children and like the outdoor activities like hiking then it's for you.

Him: The only hiking i do is putting girls legs on my shoulders and hitting it from the back *more sexual talk*

Me: You see right there is where you messed up, don't mention sex, at all.

Him: So i think we should get to know eachother

I immediately go on the defensive and say what every girl has used probably at least once in there lifetime:

Me: I'm a lesbian  

Him: awwwww noooooo you can't be, you should be with me *blah blah blah* I just want one good nut with you.

I was in complete disbelief at this statement

Me: Whoaaaa once again the sex talk is a no no, I'm seriously trying to give you a lesson and right now your not doing so well. 

Luckily my schools shuttle system came and saved me from my failed attempt to enlighten this guy. He yelled something but i completely forgot what it was but i remember saying:

Me: You just lost points for that