#rat bracket

FINAL MATCH

It’s time for the end, my dear comrats. So let’s end this with a bang! It’s Ripred, the rat who dwells underneath NYC from TUC vs. Kugrash, the rat who…..dwells underneath NYC from TUC! I guess we just rename this whole thing to the TUC battle now? Someone get me some white-out and a sharpie…

Here’s our other two semifinalists! It’s the rat movie’s star who’s large and in charge and the master of birthday celebrations, the Giant Rat, VS. Rat Jesus and protector of the weak who lives in the sewers of fantasy New York City, Kugrash!

SEMIFINALS!

Here’s our first two semifinalists! The scrappy underdog (and canon dilf) who’s beat the odds to be here, Ripred, VS. the queer icon math teacher from our childhood, Mr. Ratburn!

WELCOME ONCE AGAIN TO THE ULTIMATE RAT BRACKET!!!

You’ve all been waiting quite a while for this, and now I am pleased to announce our tournament entRATS!

So without further ado, hold onto your tails for

Quite the matchups (or should I say ratchups?) Folks! Round One will start tomorrow at 4 PM CST with Side A Group One! Links will be added here when the time comes. See y’all at the bratcket!

(Quick note: these matchups were randomly generated, please do not come at me for improper seeding lmao. Blame the computer)

Details for the Round One matchups below:

Side A Group One (March 10th):

Master Splinter (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS. Matt, Pat, and Nat (Barbie as the Island Princess)

Rattata (Pokémon) VS. Remy (Ratatouille)

Biggie Cheese (The Barnyard) VS. Virgil (Ride the Cyclone)

Roscuro (The Tale of Despereaux) VS. Ripred (The Underland Chronicles)

Side A Group Two (March 11th):

Rat-in-a-Hat (Bananas in Pajamas) VS. Charles Entertainment Cheese (Chuck E. Cheese)

Nigel Ratburn (Arthur) VS. Twitch (League of Legends)

Johannsen (CPU Kerfuffle) VS. Rattrap (Beast Wars)

The Death of Rats (Discworld) VS. Socrates & Ben (The Ratman’s Notebooks / Willard)

Side B Group One (March 13th):

Mad Rat (Mad Rat Dead) VS. Brick (Pizza Tower)

Templeton (Charlotte’s Web) VS. Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Steve McQueen (House MD) VS. The Giant Rat Who Makes All Of Da Rules (Jerma985’s Rat Movie)

Professor Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective) VS. Nick & Fletcher (Chicken Run)

Side B Group Two (March 14th):

Dangerous Beans (The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents) VS. Rattus Rattus (Horrible Histories)

Rizzo (The Muppets) VS. Roddy & Rita (Flushed Away)

Ratau (Cult of the Lamb) VS. Kugrash (Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City)

ROUND THREE

Next up, the muppet to represent all rats, Rizzo, VS. Rat Jesus of fantasy New York City, Kugrash!

ROUND THREE

It’s time for our second half of Round Three! This match, it’s the rat who breakdances in the face of death itself, Mad Rat, VS. the crime loving rat gang leader who’s large and in charge, The Giant Rat Who Makes Of All Da Rules!

ROUND THREE

Next up, it’s the teacher of all time, Mr. Ratburn VS. the rat that is truly metal (literally), Rattrap!

ROUND TWO!

And for our final match of Round Two we have the protector from NYC’s sewers, Kugrash, VS. the fuzziest phantom thief leader Daroach!