#rantub

-Tubbo knows about the ender walk state because it told him about it. Ranboo doesn’t know that Tubbo knows and is really worried 

-Their wedding rings are iron because Michael would eat the rings if they were made of gold

-Michael doesn’t own any electronics and only watches tv when his parents are. He is a big fan of The Office and iCarly

-Ranboo doesn’t trust himself around Michael when he is stressed, worried he might hurt his son in enderwalk

-The enderwalk loves Michael and will wake Ranboo up if he starts to cry becaus the enderwalk doesn’t know what to do

- Ranboo gives Michael Lava baths because the water hurts both of their skin

- Tubbo persumes the mom roll and is often refered to as Tubmum

-Ranboo often takes the roll of the dad and is often called Dadboo

- Tubbo is pregnent (made cannonical as I’m writing) and craves waffles

-Michael was upset at first when he found out he was having annother sibling, but when it was explained to him that they would be play mates he got really exited

-Tubbo and Ranboo are soulmates

-Michael likes to keep his hair long

-Tubbo jokes about devorce a lot, but would never go thru with because he doesn’t want to risk perminently losing Ranboo and Michael

-Michael was born in September and is a Virgo

-When Philza fould out Tubbo was pregnent he almost cried and gave them all the old stuff Sally used during her pregnency . 

- Philza keeps everything importent to him in a secret base or in his attic

-Techo doesn’t trust Tubbo 100%, but still would lay down his life for him because he is married to Ranboo

-Ranboo and Tubbo live in Snowchester and use the Artic home as a summer house

-Ranboo bakes ever one of Michael’s birthday cakes

-Tubbo can’t cook, Ranboo cooks everything so Tubbo cleans

-Michael looks up to Technoblade, and it practicly melts Techno knowing this

- Techno is hard for Michael to say so he calls him E

the hands in question:

tubbo: give me some time to think about it?

(half an hour later)

ranboo: well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that tubbo couldn't really see so i shouted, "tubbo, deer!"

tubbo:

ranboo: do you want to tell him what your response was?

tubbo:

- Tubbo is a tiger mom, head of the HOA,PTA, and started the neighborhood watch

-When Technoblade found out Ranboo was getting married he was really exited. When he found out it was to Tubbo he almost disowned him. When he saw Michael he forgot about the wedding and went full uncle 

- At the wedding Philza walked Tubbo down the isl and cried the whole time 

- Tommy did not attend the wedding, and cried at home while hugging a bee plush

- When Tommy was told about the wedding he accused Tubbo of cheeting on him with Ranboo

- Michael was the flower girl at their wedding

-The wedding colours were Gold, Black, and Royal Blue

- While they say they married for tax reasons, Ranboo and Tubbo know they really do care about eachother in a romantic asexual sense 

-Tubbo regularly serenades Ranboo and Ranboo often gives piggy back rides to Tubbo

-Tubbo taught Michael how to play otamatone

-When Phil met Michael he cried and went to his attic, bringing down a baby rocking horse that Tubbo used when he was a baby

-Michael is often refered to as The Babee

-Ranboo and Tubbo alternate days at the hotel and at home with the baby. If needed Philza baby sits

- Dream is Michael’s legal godfather, but nobody knows

- When Philza baby sits he often tells storys about Techno’s childhood and about his adventures in the nether

-Tubbo tried to move in with Ranboo, but Techno wouldn’t allow it. 

-Fundy has a grudge agenst Michael because he is having a better childhood than Fundy had.

-Glatt watches over Michael like a guardian angle. Michael can see him and tries to play with Glatt. The first few times this happened Glatt ran away. After a while he started to warm up to Michael. Tubbo caught them playing blocks one day and thought Michael had psychokinesis becaus Glatt ran away. 

- when Michael was old enough to talk and started talking about his imaginary friend Glatt Tubbo had a panic attack.

-Ranboo often forgets Michael name and ended up getting it tatooed on his arm allong with Tubbo’s name. Sometimes he calls Michael Tubbo

-Michael’s baby room was bee themed but has an affinity for goats, sheep, and glowsquid as well