#ranbee

-Tubbo knows about the ender walk state because it told him about it. Ranboo doesn’t know that Tubbo knows and is really worried 

-Their wedding rings are iron because Michael would eat the rings if they were made of gold

-Michael doesn’t own any electronics and only watches tv when his parents are. He is a big fan of The Office and iCarly

-Ranboo doesn’t trust himself around Michael when he is stressed, worried he might hurt his son in enderwalk

-The enderwalk loves Michael and will wake Ranboo up if he starts to cry becaus the enderwalk doesn’t know what to do

- Ranboo gives Michael Lava baths because the water hurts both of their skin

- Tubbo persumes the mom roll and is often refered to as Tubmum

-Ranboo often takes the roll of the dad and is often called Dadboo

- Tubbo is pregnent (made cannonical as I’m writing) and craves waffles

-Michael was upset at first when he found out he was having annother sibling, but when it was explained to him that they would be play mates he got really exited

-Tubbo and Ranboo are soulmates

-Michael likes to keep his hair long

-Tubbo jokes about devorce a lot, but would never go thru with because he doesn’t want to risk perminently losing Ranboo and Michael

-Michael was born in September and is a Virgo

-When Philza fould out Tubbo was pregnent he almost cried and gave them all the old stuff Sally used during her pregnency . 

- Philza keeps everything importent to him in a secret base or in his attic

-Techo doesn’t trust Tubbo 100%, but still would lay down his life for him because he is married to Ranboo

-Ranboo and Tubbo live in Snowchester and use the Artic home as a summer house

-Ranboo bakes ever one of Michael’s birthday cakes

-Tubbo can’t cook, Ranboo cooks everything so Tubbo cleans

-Michael looks up to Technoblade, and it practicly melts Techno knowing this

- Techno is hard for Michael to say so he calls him E

Tommy: What do you think Tubbo will do for a distraction? Ranboo: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Buildings explodes and several car alarms go off*

But please don't harass or wish death upon the shippers.

It helps no one. Politely explain why they shouldn't (e.g. Tubbo and Ranboo are uncomfortable with being shipped with anyone; it doesn't matter if you go incognito mode about the ship -- if it's in public domain, you ALWAYS run the risk of them finding it, etc.). If they don't listen or don't care, DON'T use that as a go-ahead in treating them like shit. Block and report them.

Because the majority of shippers are most likely minors themselves, and because people are understandably reluctant to share their age on Tumblr, it will always be a challenge knowing whether or not they are.

I've had my fair share of weird ships when I was a teenager, and that regretfully included one between two content creators (both adults but neither consented to being shipped). And if I was called out for it, I would tell myself the same thing: they don't use Tumblr. They won't find out.

Enderbees shippers: they will find out. They can go on Tumblr and look. One of the content creators I shipped scrolled through his tag on Tumblr during a livestream. One of my posts about him being shipped with someone else was right there on his screen. It was a joke one and he chuckled at it, but it still felt wrong for him to see it.

Enderbees shippers, I get that my situation was different from yours. You change up the tag that identifies your "community", and you think neither Ranboo nor Tubbo will find out about it that way.

They will, okay?

Even if they don't, a community that spreads the normalisation of shipping two non-consenting real people is dangerous. And you know why that is.

So I'm critical of both sides in this situation: the antis for harassing people who are likely children and/or are suffering mentally (particularly with the COVID situation), and the pros for normalising the behaviour of shipping non-consenting people.

Antis, go about this a different way.

Pros, stop shipping Enderbees. It's a horribly violating ship.