Meet Kadam, My flirty Gay boi.
This will include some snippets from my stories in my original universe with my original characters. And it will include some snippets from my fanfics of Ranger Apprentice where Kadam interact with the RA characters.
Any snippet will have ✨ at the beginning and end
His hobbies include fashion,
✨ Kadam was six foot, looking about eighteen years old. He had deep blue eyes and hair like midnight, with a blue streak dyed into the fringe.
But that wasn’t what made everyone stop and gape. He was wearing a sleeveless dress with an outrageous slit showing off more than was decent. (Will blushing so hard) He had high-heeled sandals and was currently trying to decide on a lipstick color.
“Which shade of blue do you think?”
Halt’s scowl deepened. “This is your legendary warrior?” His voice was icy with the implication that he was not in the mood for games.
Kadam turned to Gilan. “Which shade?”
Gilan blinked in surprise. “The left one.”
Kadam frowned. “Well, clearly you have no taste.” He chucked it in the bin and began applying the right one. ✨
Flirting/Innuendos/jokes/wordplay
✨ Kadam was taking a sip from a golden chalice of blood. He lowered it and swirled the liquid, throwing a wink at Gilan as he said, in his most flirtatious tone, “Hello, Gilly-boy.”
Caught off guard and more defensive than flirtatious, Gilan hissed, “Gilly-boy?!”
Kadam chuckled. “Well you do look like a fish put of water when you gape at me like that.” he winked.
Gilan struggled to find a comeback.
Kadam gave a lazy grin. “That’s okay. Talking is pretty hard around me.”✨
Swordfighting,
✨ "But I couldn’t stand being idle. So I gave myself a goal—to become the best swordsman in the world. Not bravado, not ambition, not a hyperbole. I wanted a challenge, so I made one for myself." He stared at the horizon, lost in memories, "I trained for decades. Tracked down every swordmaster I could and trained with them until I could beat them every time, then went looking for the next one. Eventually thirty years passed, and I was running out of swordmasters. None could beat me. Not even close. I scoured the world. I started to think I’d completed my goal and was looking for a new purpose." ✨
Being annoying on purpose,
✨ A huge blast of water slammed into Juniper, sending her flying overboard.
Kadam walked up to where Juniper had been standing a second ago and leaned against the rail, staring at the horizon like Juniper had been.
Juniper climbed back aboard, soaked and sputtering. “KADAM! What was that for?!”
Kadam barely spared her a glance. “This is my spot.”✨
✨Kadam: Halt, you need to wear heels
Halt: (sips coffee and doesnt even look up at Kadam) no
Kadam: (smirks) I’m buying you some nice platform heel boots. Sensible ones too. No one will take you seriously if you can’t wear heels.
Halt: (sets down his coffee slowly)(his eyes narrowing) If you even come near me with heels, I will throw them and you in the moat.
Kadam: I can swordfight in heels. I can poledance in heels. I can do both simultaneously in heels. Can you do archery or pole dance in heels? I bet you can’t even walk in heels.
Halt: (his pride smarting ever so slightly no matter how ridiculous the challenge was) I can walk them. I just don’t, because they are ridiculous.
Pauline: you can walk in heels? Why didn’t you tell me? Kadam, I’ll supply his boot size. He needs heels.
Halt: (panicking internally) no.
halt internal thoughts: et tu pauline?✨
Getting his ass kicked by his man
✨Kadam groaned as Sean walked away with his sword sheathed. He sat there, stunned, staring at the boy who had beaten him—twice. Sean glanced back and saw Kadam’s face flushed. It was probably just from exertion. Though as he left, Sean swore he heard a quiet murmur behind him: “That was hot.”
As Sean was working in the stables Kadam poked him on the shoulder, “So when are you free?”
Sean snorted, “Ready to have your ass handed to you again?”
Kadam nodded eagerly.
Regarding him with confusion, Sean shrugged, ”Well I need to groom those Pegasi and muck out these stalls. If you want it to go faster you could help.”
Kadam eagerly grabbed a shovel, accidentally dumping manure all over Sean’s shoes. Kadam’s jaw dropped as he stared in horror at what he’d done.
Sean sighed, voice dripping with sarcasm. “Thanks." ✨
And just being a menace in general.
Kadam has a stealth outfit, but isn't very good at being stealthy. You just know hes humming mission impossible while climbing through vents and knocking over trashcans accidentally.
He's got quite the resume in terms of power and skill. Most of the time his biggest enemy, is his own mind.
(Content warning: implied suicide attempts, depictions of panic attacks and PTSD)
✨Kadam sighed, it wasn’t very dramatic, or cool. But it got the job done, as he rigged up a noose on the nearby tree. “Kadam?”
Kadam turned as he put the noose around his neck, standing on the stool. “Hey Sean, I promise, you won’t have to worry about me hurting you ever again.”
“Kadam!!”
Kadam kicked out the stool.✨
✨ Kadam was clutching his head with one hand and holding himself steady against the wall with the other. His breath came in sharply, hyperventilating. Eventually he collapsed to the floor muttering about the screaming. "its everywhere. it never ends. i can see their faces, hear their pleas. they never quiet. they never leave me be."
Rushing up, Sean sat down and pulled kadam into his arms. While he hugged him tight he murmured, "kadam, do you like raindrops? imagine raindrops."
Eyes unfocused and distant, Kadam seemed to hear Sean. He whispered, "Raindrops?"
Sean nodded "the sound of rain. put each of those screams in a raindrop and let it fall away. focus on the sound of the rain."
Kadam clutched Sean tight and muttered a song from long ago, "pitter patter goes the rain.
boom boom goes the thunder.
pitter patter goes the rain.
boom boom goes the thunder."
Sean began singing the other half along side kadam, "Here you are.
Look at you you're alright.
dancing to the rhythm of the rain."
As they sang the lullaby in shaky voices, kadams breathing slowed and he eventually fell asleep.
Sean held him tight and felt his own tears slide down his face in mourning of the peace kadam would never find. ✨
While he is dealing with trauma, thats only to be expected from a vampire, ocean demigod, with an abused childhood and too much power and responsibility for someone who just wants to be a kid.
Also...
Yes Kadam has a sparkly phone case.
Sean is also gay, but he was conditioned to believe his sexual orientation is wrong.
