Forget them. The rest of us are awesome. 

thankfully, My good friend Kirsten isn't as evil as I thought she was, because she could have put a world of hurt on me.

Every time you write a post about your life, I chuckle. Like, I’ll just read it, and I’ll open my mouth, and a little sound will come out and I’ll laugh. And then I just start typing.

of course. Awesome.

is it called a sweet almond bush? Or do you call it sweet as a term of enderment?

Nope it's actually called the Sweet Almond Bush haha

you’re just GIVING stuff away??? Sell it on FACEBOOK

What’s the difference between deer and dear? :)

Look out, it’s going to take over your brain!