#random sitches

idk if sora has a tumblr equivalent and has seen the “garnet is a fusion theory” post or if he’s just got a good attention to detail and picked it up on his own (i’d believe either, the second specifically if they’d rewatched the episodes a lot)

anyway the point is he’s fucking PUMPED about that theory and he’s talked kairi’s ears off about it and how he thinks it’s so true

they get to the return, jasper hits garnet, she goes plPFF and sora starts SCREAMING all like “ooooOOOOHHH” and perhaps at last he waits before saying anything more bc he hasn’t talked to riku and namine about it and he dosen’t want to spoil them (also i don’t want them to know until the reveal)

anyhoo at some point (perhaps during the comercial break while grabbing snacks) he grabs kairi by the shoulders starts shaking her “I CALLED IT!!! IIII CAALLLLEDD IT!!!” “called what” “oh geeze your dumb theory again” “TWOOOO GEMS KAIRI THERE WERE TWO GEMS” he’s holding two fingers up bouncing with only-barely contained excitement “yeah and” “I WAS RIGHT! ADMIT I WAS RIGHT!!” “sora, please, the next one’s gonna start soon” “IIIII WAS RIIIIIGHT C’MON KAIRI TWO GEMS TWO SEPARATE GEMS SHE’S GOTTA BE--” “we’ll find out for sure in like ten minutes. now shut up and let us watch the episode”

somewhere in there namine’s like “what’s he screaming about” “well i think--” kairi covers his mouth “sora’s got a ridiculous theory he won’t shut up about” “it’s not a theory it’s canon i SWEAR” he says around kairi’s hand “can you please let us watch the episode w/o screaming” riku sighs “ten minutes, sora. can you please manage that” “yeah, come on, sora, you dont want to spoil them” “say you believe me kairi” “sora” “SAY IT!” “alright, look, i’ll admit, it’s pretty convincing. but until the show says it’s legit” sora huffs pulls kairi’s hand away from his face “well alright FINE i’ll stay quiet BUT I’M RIGHT”

ruby’s introduced and someone makes the “she looks a little like garnet” comment Sora looks at kairi eyes wide this furiously proud and frustrated expression on his face and he said he wouldn’t say anything but he makes this incomprehensible whine he can hardly contain himself

“who do you think this sapphire is?” namine asks “i don’t know but i hope ruby finds her” riku says

uhhhhhHHH i feel like someone yells at lapis when she tells steven to leave her there but perhaps not or kairi might idk i think riku’s still worried about ruby at the time and namine doesn’t seem like she would???? idk

anyway ruby/sapphire reunite and fuse and sora literally jumps off the couch screaming “OHHHHHHHHH OOHHHHH OHH I WAS RIGHT TAKE THAT KAIRI I WAS RIGHT!!” kinda jabbing down at her

lmao i dont have tv anymore so idk if the dvr “pause live tv” thing is 100% common now but i hope they have on and if they do someone scrambles to pause the tv i was gonna say either riku or namine but it might be kairi??? just doing that while she refuses to grant sora a response

“can i unpause--” “I WAS RIGHT!! I WAS RIGHT!!! I WAS RIGHT!!” “garnet’s a fusion” riku says hes’ shellshocked “garnet’s a fusion” namine repeats a little surprised as well “I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT! I TOLD YOU KAIRI I TOLD YOU” “can i please unpause” “i cannot believe this” riku says “i dunno i guess it was kinda obvious in hindsight” namine says “was not” riku argues “SHE HAD TWO GEMS HOW WAS IT NTO OBVIOUS” sora shouts “sora” kairi tries to interrupt “can we just get back to watching the episode?” namine sighs sora sits down “yeah fine can we rewind a little”

sora is this screaming ball of nerves throughout the rest of teh episode he’s literally bouncing he’s so happy he nearly cries like twice and i mean i was gonna peg riku ast he one who cared so much about this, but, uh, nah

he cares but no one seems to ship it as much as sora does

ANNYYYWAY yeah that’s it??

oh wait

when lapis/jasper fuse and lapis turns on jasper riku starts crying a little because lapis so suddenly and very violently reminds him of magik’s namine and he needs a moment or twenty three

Joseph's probably read the books?? but he saw the movie first most likely

i'm not sure what to say about the first movie besides a very emphatic "they loved it!"

httyd2 though since i literally just saw it

Joseph probably caaan't watch because deaths absolutely ruin him

i mean i want to say he watches but like 29 or Riku or someone has to be like "well okay it's a great movie. but" "OH NO someone dies huh. is it hiccup? tell me it's not hiccup. OR TOOTHLESS PLEASE TELL ME" "neither of them don't worry" "okay but who" "Stoick...." "WHAT!? no! no! why would you?? why is that??? ?????????"

and either he doesn't watch it

or more likely because he loves the movie and the books he can't not see the sequel death or no so he watches but he leaves the room

like literally it gets to toothless turning on Hiccup and someone's like "thIS IS I T THIS IS THE PART" "WHAT?!?!? DON'T TELL ME TOOTHLESS DOES IT" "WELL" "*INCOMPRENSIBLE SCREECHING AS HE HE LEAVES THE ROOM*"

mmmmeanwhile Aerith

sighs deeply Stoick and Valka

that is literally like the most beautiful part of the movie ngl

Aerith probably cries but it's happy tears

granted they're not happy tears when it's five minutes later and Stoick's dead but

everyone probably cries?? I mean not Riku he's not a big softy and even when he is upset it's largely jsut *distressed noises while staring at the screen in horror*

but everyone is definitely upset

RIKU IS HORRIBLY UPST BECASUE TOOTHLESS BEING CONTROLLED BY THE ALPHA. NAMINE'S PRETTY UPSET TOO. TALK ABOUT HITTING CLOSE TO HOME even Sra and Kairi are pretty distressed

I MEAN EVERYONE'S SDISTRESSED but it hits a little closer when you've kinda had to go through teh same exactly thing

Riku probably has to leave the room

mmm???

(this got long so cut)