#random sexualization

I know it's a Lady Death Swimsuit issue but this is too good to pass up. It's either tasteless or brilliant, or both. Or maybe there's taste, idk, you'd have to ask the fish.

It's not every day you see bass eating ass.

It's March so it's time for the monthly caption contest!

This month's picture is that Lady Death with the Fish Plug cover that was featured earlier!

So your job is to caption this picture! What's happening? What's she saying/doing (or what's the fish saying/doing)?

Your captions can be a single sentence. A paragraph, a song, a poem, whatever you want! Be creative! Be funny!

There will be steam prizes for winners, but you can also pass on prizes and enter just for fun! No pressure!

Captions can be submitted here via reblog or reply, on the main site using Disqus comments, or by email at [email protected]

Have fishy fun!

TheDrac submitted:

"now that's killing your father getup if ever I saw one"

Gotta wear your underwear on the outside to kill your father, that's the rules.

Anonymous submitted:

"Discovering a boobs-and-butt pose on a Pokémon card" wasn't on my list for today, but, well, here we are..."

I think she's not in a boobs and butt pose as much as she just has numerous butts placed evenly around her waist which must make it hard on her social life if she eats bad Taco Bell. -_-

Also, that is a pretty funny design. xD She even comes with natural thigh highs!

Waitworry submitted:

"that is a bit cringe as the kids would say"

I don't even know where to start with this, whether it's that she's "slightly Asian" or that there's so much focus on how firm her abs and boobs are, or that it says she has long legs and oddly, especially for the 90s, she's drawn with relatively average length legs, especially given that she's in heels? And of course she's the tease. e_e

I also have no idea how her top stays on. I assume it's b/c her breasts are so firm.

(Page from Ex-Mutants #1 - Special Consumer Electronics Show Edition (1991), Malibu Comics & Sega)

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@silveraptor submitted:

"This character’s article on the TF Wiki actively invokes Escher Girls so I thought I should fulfill the prophecy. Incidentally, I’m almost impressed that they resisted the urge to have her tires fill in for either boobs or butts given that they designed their towering metallic femme fatale with long legs and high heels."

Okay, so this is weird, because the reason the Transformers Wiki invokes Escher Girls is because the image is sourced from Escher Girls, which I discovered when I went to the Wiki to try to find a higher resolution image. So that was very circular. xD

Anyway, so I posted this picture way way back at the beginning of this blog when it was submitted to me and apparently since then it's spread to various Transformers fan sites and Wikis, which makes it difficult for me to find other sources for it. The image is from the since-cancelled Transformers Online MMORPG.

I did end up finding a much larger version of the image. I'm not replacing it in the older post since it's now the source for the original image elsewhere, I don't want to make things even more confusing, but I'm posting the larger version here (and I'll link the original post to it).

If anybody edits the TFWiki and wants to update Crimson Phantom's picture with a higher res picture, you can use the one above btw. I found it on a Pinterest.

Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2022/12/12/january-2023-caption-contest-what

@griffon-gal submitted:

1. Apparently this game is super far from what they try to advertise and then this add, and another I'll submit are totally a great way to advertise a mostly fake game.

2. Here's the other ad for the same game and it might be worse than the other.

I combined both submissions into one since they're related.  This is the weirdest way to advertise your game because I think they think this is sexy but it just looks like she's trying to poop out the doge in the first ad, and give birth to it in the second???

Anyway I think this is perfect for January's caption contest! Since these are game ads, this is a different kind of caption contest.

Here's the instructions:

Pretend you know nothing about this game and come up with an advertising tag line for either or both images!

If you do only one, say which one you're doing, image 1 or 2.

Best captions win!  As usual, I'll award Steam code prizes for the winner and runner ups. Winners will be announced on the last Saturday of the month!

Good luck everybody!

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/02/12/i-how-levelling-works

Submitted by Anon

I'm trying to think of something funny to say about this ad and the only thing in my brain is screaming.