#random ranting

For example Peter being a stress Baker??? Where did that come from? Not that I'm complaining because I can totally see him making cupcakes while crying at like midnight but what in the movies gave us this idea???

Or the fact that people took the traits of actual spiders and just slapped them on him

Like YES he does get cold easily and he can't regulate his body temperature normally, yes he does have venom glands, yes he does make web nests, yes he does have blue blood like a little freakish creature.

I LOVE SPIDER-Y PETER PARKER‼️

And god DAMN do I live for lab days, yes he DOES bond with Tony in the lab after school, and yes Tony DOES call him "his kid"

And you better BELIEVE he goes on field trips to Stark tower only to get embarrassed by all the Avengers talking about how "sweet and funny" he is

If you write something disgusting and post it you open yourself to being called a weirdo, yes incest is disgusting, yes borderline if not illegal age gaps are weird, yes your fucking weird.

I'm not going out of my way to insult you because at the end of the day it is fictional but if others do they have a valid reason why, just because it's fiction it doesn't mean the fantasy isn't still weird and disgusting, either have thick skin or fucking stop writing that shit, Because there's no one to blame but yourself if people will have a natural reaction to your bullshit.

Bwahaha, I thought people were exaggerating but Jinshi really is - to put it in Maomao's words - a "damned masochist". The way he went all blissful when Maomao slapped him? After he asked her to, no less? 😂😂😂 I mean, sure, she also kissed his cheek, but still. Carrot and the stick. He's so into it. And she's got that down for sure. Although it's not intentional on her part, I think.

Speaking of which, Jinshi does go a teeeny bit yandere sometimes, doesn't he? 😅 Like choking her? Branding himself in front of her so she can be the only woman to ever see him naked? Bringing circumstances about that force them to be in proximity all the time? I mean, Maomao is such an unreliable narrator, she obviously doesn't mind it that much with the way she sometimes becomes so tender around him, but still... He dances along the edge of super creepy sometimes. Never thought I'd dig that trope but I kinda do. 😂