Take The Random Pairing Generator Away From Me, Please
My brain seems to not be in a writing mood, so instead, I've spent more time than is healthy playing with the Ace Attorney Random Pairing Generator.
I used the Game-only characters version, since I'm guaranteed to not know who any of the manga characters are.
And now, I'm going to share with you the first five pairings I got, in het, slash and femslash. Cause I'm bored nice like that.
Olga Orly/Jean Armstrong. W-wha? I guess she could be running a scheme by pretending to be a waitress at a worse restaurant than the Borscht Bowl? While disguised as a man? Cause that's the only way this pairing would work.
Alita Tiala/Pal Meraktis. Oddly plausible. And ending in moider most foul.
Frank Sahwit/Pearl Fey. ...Pearl, no. Sahwit, keep your greasy toupee away from the kid. Or the seventeen year old version. Just git.
Daryan Crescend/Misty Fey. They can bond over having salt-and-pepper hair all stacked up on their heads? She can be his psychic Mrs. Robinson.
Gregory Edgeworth/Yanni Yogi. Never actually thought about this as a pairing before, but it would be fucking tragic!
Manny Coachen/Damon Gant. Blanking on who the fuck Manny Coachen is. This involves Gant, though, so it's probably bad.
Winston Payne/Neil Marshall. Maybe Payne's such a jackass now cause his hot prosecutor went and died. IDEK, man.
Shoe the Cat/Manfred Von Karma. I ship it, but only if Shoe tops.
Phoenix Wright/Manfred Von Karma. NOPE! Bad. Keep your mitts of the cute attorney, VonK!
Alita Tiala/Vera Misham. ...Vera, no. You can do better.
Thalassa Gramarye/Sister Bikini. ...Oh no, it might be cute. Bikini likes taking in messed up ladies.
Plum Kitaki/Sister Bikini. ...Apparently Bikini really digs the ladies, tonight. Also, Plum is a BAMF. The world needs more Plum.
Iris/Kay Faraday. O-oh no, it could be cute!
Olga Orly/Lotta Hart. Reporter vs. con-woman, go! This could be hilarious and/or hot, actually!