#random lore

Little Miss Protector of the Cosmos is a fuckin'. Biblically accurate bullshit ahh galactic interdimensional entity which is FAR beyond our comprehension.

anyways have a lovely day byeeeee! 🖐🏻

He actually could speak until he turned three and his oracle powers awakened.

From then, not a single peep could be heard.

KND scientists suspect he had to trade the voice for the power, which makes it kinda cruel, since he can't say what he sees.

And that's where the drawing passion got stronger to let others know what he sees, feels and what he just likes!

Well, he had to learn ASL and then AuSL anyway.

*walks in*

Lemme guess, the vehicle did not pass the time trial?

Eh? How did you know?

Well that’s because in spite of the fact that your vehicle is the most efficient all around, it still lost to a quote “lesser”.

Are you kidding me?

Listen pal and listen close, what I’m about to tell you has no secondary meanings nor between the lines type shit; “the real world hates perfection.”

What? What do you me-

If the car’s rear end lifts up sooner when going over a hill, you deem it inefficient and remove it, but on the corner afterwards you have too much speed going into it, and thus you either have to break harder than usual, or…

Take a wider turn…

Exactly, but had you allowed the rear to lift just enough, you would find the car slowing down and as a result; being able to take a tighter turn, and by your own logic; faster.

but what if we-

Build a track specifically designed for the car? Well, if that is the line you’re gunning for then you have wormed yourself into a concrete tub.

Wormed myself into a concrete tub?

Somebody in the past actually made a track for their car and won every race on it, but every race not in it they lost, and as far as I can tell from the worm idiom being used, the fella really knew how to worm their way through the rule book.

Wait you mean the random bowl on the outskirts?

Yes.

But that is way too small for a car.

You’re talking about the BEYBLADE stadium, I’m talking about the bowl on the east side.

East side? *pulls out tablet, looks at the map app, places tablet on table* where on the east?

*pinch and unpinch to zoom and* here it is.

Why is it split apart?

When winter hits here, it hits harder than a school bus getting t-boned by a train.

That driver was fired and you know it.

Yes, but it is all the same. Ice expands when cold and anything trying to contain the frozen water will burst.

Ah, so that’s what happened

But the bowl was not given such a peaceful fate, the military used as target practice.

Well, yes I can die, but also no, I cant die.

But which is it? yes or no?

Well that is the thing, I was recrafted to contain the original, and when that happened; they would kill me, and in turn, kill them.

But you are still here.

That is because some heroes took one look at me and thought that it was a bad idea, and here we are.

You can't die because you haven't fulfilled your original purpose?

I can still fulfill it, it is just going to take significantly longer, and due to the original being split apart and those parts interbreeding with each other, it is going to be a bit before I contain all of them.

Is that why you're unable to be possessed by a demon? because you were remade to contain the original demon?

Yes. those heroes of lore made the world a worse place by thinking that they were in fact helping by cutting the train line that lead to my demise.

But in turn, lead to everyone having a worse life.

Yes.

But that does not help explain as to why you have so many demons inside of you.

Let me put it this way; I was rebuilt to contain a nuclear blast, all the demons that are currently inside of me, they range between a stick of dynamite and a firecracker, but there are some in there that are the fragments of the original nuke.

Oh...