TW: dark joke, mentions of death

Heisenberg and his s/o fetches their kid at daycare when...

Worker: Good day! You must be [kid's name]'s grandpa! How lovely to meet you!

Heisenberg: *offended* I'm not old enough to be a grandpa!

So, I want to headcanon that the SPG band exists in this universe, damn the logistics :))

Steam Powered Giraffe - Automatonic Electronic Harmonics

I am not an unimaginable thing  My thoughts are tangible though they're full of springs I don't have the heart to send you untruthful words  My skin is cold to the touch and made from the earth   They say Oh, oh it's so down, but baby its sound makes your worries cease to pound And oh, maybe it's alright, 'cause baby it fights for some time just to be held tight   And oh, maybe it's not wrong, 'cause it sings a lovely song one that drifts on for so long   And oh, baby let's not lie, its eyes are alive and pointed up shining light to the sky

Some other songs:

Steam Powered Giraffe - Honeybee - beware the flash in the beginning , but this is GOLD Steam Powered Giraffe - Me and My Baby (Saturday Night) ♡ Steam Powered Giraffe - Electricity is in My Soul

it's halloween and you're more exciting than ever, you're finally old enough to watch the scary movies with charlie.

you and the twins decided to go as the sanderson sisters, it was obvious that you were going as sarah since she was your favorite and george and fred were fighting to see who's going as winifred. fred won, but you three agreed that next year george is gonna choose the costume.

you gave your candies to ron since he is really good at hiding them, when it was late and everyone was sleeping you went to his room to eat all candies without sharing, it was selfish but you were only kids.

ginny and you went out in the streets and were silently grading everyone's costume 0 to 10.

 A playlist of Moon’s favorite songs. 

1. Fly Me to the Moon, Frank Sinatra- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hxibHJOE5E

2. Everything’s Alright, To the Moon- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP-AAlZlCkM

3. That’s Amore, Dean Martin- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujMw1NeB-w

4. Daughter of the Moon, Adriana  Figueroa- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW25nrh-mxo

5. The Moon Rises, Dane Larson/EileMonty - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2PCNKlddJY

6. Everything Stays, Rebecca Sugar- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pozDLjFUVbM

7. Clair de Lune Debussy- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvFH_6DNRCY

(Heisenberg x Ethan)

Karl and Ethan... somewhere out there, watching Rose shut some bodyguard up after visiting Ethan's grave

Heisenberg: Awwwwww, little Rosie really learned from her Uncle Heis <3

Ethan: Learned from you??? SHE HARDLY EVEN KNOWS YOU!!!

Heisenberg: ye ye right whatever but don't you damn forget I babysat her torso.

re8 characters as cats:

Alcina: The white cat that grooms themself 24/7. The kind of cat a royal palace has. Probably is like one of those barbie cats.

Donna: the cat that's too scared to make owner mad but does some terrible shit sometimes too. the owner never gets mad at them tho.

moreau: the cat that lies on your keyboard for attention, you cute tho

rosemary: just a cute fucking kitty. nothing more, nothing less.

Chris: GET FUCKING SCARED OF THIS CAT. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING. CHRIS, I LOVE YOU BUT STOP INTIMIDATING ME LIKE SHIT OR IM GOING APESHIT

tw: gore, dark joke

Alcina Simps: *breaks a vase in House Dimitrescu*

Alcina: YOU!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!

Alcina Simps: *slits their skin and offers their blood* YES, My Lady! I offer you this low life of a peasant! Turn me into one of your vintage wines!

Alcina: ...

Moreau and Donna: (⚆ᗝ⚆)/ (⊙_⊙ ✿)

(Because I don't wanna lose this funny idea lmao!)

Heisenberg gets a weird dream (actually a nightmare but he wouldn't admit it) that Moreau becomes Aquaman and Heissy's s/o starts simping hard on Moreau. He wakes up his s/o to tell about it.

Heisenberg: Hey hey hey, wake up.

S/O: Huh?

Heisenberg: Tell me what this Aquaman is like.

S/O: *What?*

Heisenberg: Surely, with my metal control and the steel glory I possess, I am *much* more stronger ~and better~ than a fishman.

S/O: GO BACK TO SLEEP.