#random adhd thoughts

Is there an aquatic subspecies that hunts only in the ocean? If so, what special physical attributes would they have? Webbed digits, smoother skin, mandables that tightly fit their face?

I feel like yautja would have a strong pack bond. Like clans are just like large family units and everyone takes part in raising pups. So like you don't have to be related to a pup for them to call you "auntie" "uncle" "cousin" and so on.

Everyone who follows me knows I love drawing chunky pups. Yautja mothers would probably over-feed their pups so they can grow big and strong cause they wouldn't want any runs or small pups.

Are marriage rituals a thing with yautja (more specifically for the older yautja who have life mates)?

I wonder how many canonical yautja are gay-

How would yautja react to the internet on earth? All of the cute and horrifying things it has to offer?

Some male yautja might have a praise kink

Yautja + trollhunters crossover? I have yet to see anything like that. It would be interesting to see a yautja hunting a troll and Jim battling off a yautja thinking it is one of Gunmar's goons

Now I can't stop thinking about a yautja clan that would specifically hunt trolls as their blooding ritual. Like the only thing you can take from a troll while they are still alive is the eyes, otherwise everything else would turn to stone if a yautja were to cut it off.

Yautja + arcane magic

A nomadic yautja who sells weapons, hunting gears and other nic-nacks to clans sounds like a fun story to write. That said yautja could also interact with other alien species, gambling and trading. Ok, no one take this idea, it's mine. I'm making another yautja oc now and you can't stop me Xyro, lol

I wonder if the yautja have any card games or simular things they play to pass the time while on their ship, waiting for the next hunt?

I wonder if love bites are a thing amongst the yautja. Just agressive love and affection

Music has to be a big part of their culture right? They must have to have some kind of stringed instruments since the obviously can't play any woodwinds with how their face structure is.

Would yautja like heavy metal music? Would they like screamo? Would they see it as a battle cry?

Yautja must have some kind of war cries or battle cries/chants when they are in battle or before they go to battle as a fear tactic. Just imagine a whole army of yautja running straight at you while chanting some ancient battle cry.

How would yautja meat taste like? Would it be sweat or bitter?

Do yautja have any natural medicine that works as a laxative? Like how we have plumbs and dates as natural laxatives?

How does that fruit stew of their's taste like? (Forgot the name of it)

How strong is c'ntlip of an intoxicating beverage for humans?

Since the Matriarchs run things back on Yautja-Prime, it means their society is a Matriarchy. Do they have specific slurs for male yautja that are degrading?

Not me thinking about how yautjas canonically have nipples... at 2am...

Is it normalized for a female yautja to hit on a male and not seen as creepy by their society no matter the context or would it be seen as creepy no matter the context?

Sucklings (pups) would definitely be raised by their clan and their parents as one big family unit.

I feel like the yautja's predlocks would feel smooth, slightly soft, and a little oily. I can see them taking care of their locks by rubbing special oils into them. I can also see couples/mates doing this with each other since their predlocks are very sensitive.

I can't get the image out of my head that the male yautja love to get prettied up for their female counterparts when they aren't out hunting.

I can imagine how agressive and protective a mother yautja gets after giving birth. Like her hormones gotta be really wack, so she sees everyone as a threat. Even her mate.

Do yautja have candy or sweets? Like something simular to chocolate or ice cream? Maybe something like hard candy where they can just lick it

I wanna give a yautja peanut butter and watch them struggle to eat/lick it. I wonder if that would be torture to them...

How would a yautja react to eating ice cream? Would they love it? Oh lol, they would probably get really bad brain freeze after taking a whole bite out of a cone or something thinking it won't be that cold but then, surprise, brain freeze.

I wanna give a yautja an energy drink and see what happens.

I can see yautja having floor tables like how some Asian households have. They just seem the type to have those since they are easy to store ans don't take up much room. Just imagine all those young mouths that they older yautja have to feed

Me: -spaces off into thought-

Me: I have never had a hater before that I recall. No mean messages, no rude comments... why do other good artists have haters that they don't deserve?

My ego: if I do have haters, they must all be pussys and are scared to face me cause I'm just that awesome

Also my ego: or I'm just so good, no one can hate me

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Would yautja taste good? Would their meat be bitter or would it be sweet? Would they be chewy or like impossible to eat? How does a yautja look when it's cooked? Would they be toxic to eat?

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*has 3 different songs playing in my head, only knowing parts of them and not the full song*

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(Canon) Yautja might be "homophobic" or they might be like the ancient Romans. Maybe some weird mix. They care a lot if you have children or not. They literally snip snip males that aren't suitable to have kids. Having a child is literally political to them, and it would be socially unacceptable to not have a child. They would probably harshly judge other male yautja who do not have offspring, making them seem "homophobic" in a way. (Do not come after me you overly sensitive people on the internet. This is just a thought and I'm not homophobic. I have to make this clear cause last time I made a comment like this people thought I was homophobic when I am not >:p)

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Me: nice, I have motivation to draw today. But what will I draw?

My brain: -flashes the most disgusting, butt-clentching, stomach hurtling image ever-

Me: ah, perfect. Will I show anyone this? Only for torture

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*5 more songs start playing in my head*

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If anyone could read my mind, they would have a panic attack. Unless they were also neurosivergent, then they'd have sensory overlaod

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Me: -spaces out in deep thought-

Person: what are you thinking about?

Me: -doesn't want to talk about the big character plot I just made within the span of 10 seconds because it's way too much information for me to talk about-

Me: nothing-

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*makes random noises, animal sounds and yautja clicking as vocal stims*

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Is it just me, or does the reassuring ranger look mom shaped? Like c'mon, all I see is badass cowgirl mom and no one can change my mind

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My girlfriend and I went on a date on Sunday, but I spent most of the morning waiting outside of her bathroom while she got dressed.