#ramix

Blonde girl: Um… Excuse me?

Gwess: Hello?

Jolyne: [Looks at them] What?

Blonde girl: Who *the fuck* are you?

Jolyne: Who the fuck are *you*?

Blonde girl: I asked you first.

Jolyne: I asked you second.

Gwess: Ah! Ah! She’s the leader here! Duh. Head honcho! Prison Queen! Part-time model.

Jolyne: Oh.

Blonde girl: Who the fuck are you?!

Jolyne: I’m Jolyne. I’m new.

Blonde girl: Who the fuck let you in here?

Jolyne: Hermes.

Blonde girl: Hermes who?

Jolyne: Hermes Costello.

Gwess: Hermes Costello isn’t even in charge of the door!

Blonde girl: So, Jolyne let me tell you how things work here—

Jolyne: I already know how things work around here.

Gwess: Hermes Costello is in charge of the snacks! Why is she letting people inside of the door?!

Blonde girl: This is my bathroom. This is my prison. And this is me telling you that you need to learn your place.

Jolyne: Guess what? I already know all those things.

Blonde girl: Oh really?

Jolyne: Yeah.

Gwess: Miuccia Miuller is in charge of the door! What the fuck is she doing letting Hermes Costello let people in? [Leaves]

Blonde girl: You’re not from around here are you, Jolyne?

Jolyne: I just transferred from Collier.

Blonde girl: Where the fuck is that?

Jolyne: North of Marco Island, East of the 75!

Blonde girl: Well, let me tell you how things work around here in Green Dolphin Street!

Jolyne: I already know how things work around here in Green Dolphin Street!

Blonde girl: Really?

Jolyne: Yeah. Narciso Anasui told me all about it.

Gwess: [Returns] Is Miuccia Miuller sick? Does she have mono? … I feel like her boyfriend might have died.

Blonde girl: What the fuck are you doing talking to Narciso Anasui?

Jolyne: We have cafeteria duty together.

Blonde girl: That’s my fucking boyfriend, bitch.

Jolyne: Oh really? That’s not what Miraschon said.

Blonde girl: Well, Miraschon is a fucking liar!

Jolyne: She seemed to know a lot about you and Lang Rangler.

Blonde girl: …Okay, Jolyne, just what the fuck do you want?

Jolyne: I want to shit here. Whenever I want… for as long as I want.

Blonde girl: Fine. But know this. I do not like you.

Jolyne: I feel indifferent towards you.

Blonde girl: I’ll be watching you….

Jolyne: I’m going to shit now.

Gwess: Wait, Miuccia Mainello's boyfriend is sick. Miuccia Miuller’s boyfriend is a senator! Duh Gwess!

[Jolyne goes into the stall and loudly shits]

Shuichi: All right. First, we need to look at the computer's logs to see when everyone logged out. That should help us confirm Kaito's alibi.

Miu: *visibly sweating* Ri-ri-right! I can... I'll... fuckin'.... I-I can get those for you!

Keebo: *genuinely concerned* Miu, you look pale. Are you feeling all right?

Miu: *jerking away in horror* QUIT GRILLING ME!

Tsumugi: Oh my. This is just plain suspicious.

Miu: *drops to her knees, sobbing* FINE, I ADMIT IT! I KILLED THE BASTARD!

Keebo: *horrified* Miu! You.... why?!

Kaito: Whoa! Nice work, Shuichi!

Shuichi: *bewildered* What... ?

Miu: *ugly crying* Are you cocksuckers happy now?!?!

Kaito: I'm just saying, man. You cleared my name even faster than I expected!

Shuichi: Ah... I didn't really do-

Gonta: This is wrong! Miu NOT a murderer! Someone making her say this!

Maki: I don't think so.

Himiko: Nyeeeh... it's okay, Shuichi.

Shuichi: *still flustered* What?

Himiko: I know that YOU know that my magic made her confess, but... I'll let you take the credit this time.

Keebo: *looking sickly* Miu! You must tell me how you could do such a thing!

Miu: *now lying prone and face-down on the floor, still sobbing* With... wif a hammer...

Keebo: That is NOT what I meant!

Monokuma: *pops back up* Well... this is just genuinely disappointing.

Gonta: Monokuma, did Miu really kill... ?

Monokuma: Of course she did! I mean, just look at her: She's about to puke all over the tiling.

Miu: *in-between dry heaves* Fuck... FUCK YOU! YOU... FUCKING FURRY!

Monokuma: You can't fake that.

Kaito: Hey, wait - do we still have to hold a class trial now?

Monokuma: Yup! Rules are rules!

Shuichi: I can't believe we're expected to send Miu to her death for this.

Maki: I know exactly what you mean. In my line of work, Kokichi is what we call a "freebie."

Shuichi: That's... not what I was saying at all, actually.

Kaito: Yeah, come on, Maki Roll! That's not cool.

Maki: What? I'm just saying that there are some people that the world is better off without. Dictators, serial killers, sociopaths... gremlins.

Kaito: *terrified* GREMLINS?!