#ramblrocket

i see fanfic writers all the time write ezekiel with a peanut allergy and it fricken salts my apples. he does Not have a peanut allergy guys.

ok for one, he grew up on a farm, surrounded by plenty of animals and germs and dirt and stuff. it’s apparent, according to Scott Hesel of University of Rochester Medicine, that children growing up in rural and especially farming environments are much less likely to develop allergies, likely due to the exposure to microbes and other grime leading to a more tolerant immune system that’s less likely to react to the false alarms that allergies incite (source). thus, it would be pretty odd for ezekiel to have a peanut allergy, yo.

speaking of that line, he disproves himself almost immediately! after he says that, he amends the statement with “er, more like a sensitivity?” showing some level of falsehood in his initial claim.

then! he interrupts chris’s exposition with “okay, i just don’t li—“ before chris flings zeke’s ass out the plane. this sentence is heavily implied, based on zeke’s earlier amendment, to be saying that he just doesn’t like peanuts. that he’s Not allergic to them.

not only does this line give us much needed (/not serious) not-allergic-to-peanuts-but-refuses-to-eat-them-anyway representation, but it also serves to characterize ezekiel! it shows that he’s a terrible liar, as he folds under absolutely zero pressure, which is a very comedic and subtle way to reveal this aspect of him (and could’ve served as nice foreshadowing to a plot point involving his inability to lie. you know if the writers Actually Fucking Used Him). which is why im sad so many people overlook these lines and take what he says there as true, when it’s quite evident that it’s not.

like lookat all of these!! so many new shapes, and presumable more we didn't see on the menu

cuz like when customizing miis on vanilla switch i find the noses available there somewhat limiting, especially with the inability to change the proportions other than size

i mean i kinda wanted to do sm with my hair over winter break but im in a show so i shouldn’t change my appearance too much w/o director approval and i also just didn’t find the chance for it. but like a red or pink or purple streak would be cool. i mean idrk how it’d turn out looking cuz my hair’s short n curly but i still think itd be cool

i used to have my ears pierced but i didnt (anf dont) like wearing earrings so i let the holes close. but a nose piercing would be cool i think. maybe a lip stud or snakebites but i already have a lot of dots near my chin so. but nose piercings are really cool i think

ive only thought abt tattoos twice when the topic came up in conversation but i think i’d really only do my back and upper arm. cuz i feel like it’d hurt the least cuz there’s not a lotta flesh n nerves there or whatever. also yuri’s tattoo concept post was highkey what inspired this and it put rh(rcorkr) designs on its design idk words and i think that’d be fuckin dope. like see/saw or love-san or a virus/plant monster or sm. or if i had pokemon i’d have shit like spritzee or slurpuff or ledian or some shit. like niche ass nobody pokemon that i adore. or like shiisa chiikawa i love shiisa. but usagi my goat woukd work too theyre so tuff

most cleaning supplies

- bright colors (like fruit juice)

- often smells good

- probably tastes like soap and probably will kill you

ocean water

- often blue (very yummy color)

- looks crispy

- tastes like salt and probably has a bunch of fish waste and dead stuff in it

minecraft swiftness potion

- looks like blue soda

- made with sugar i think

- not real.

milk

- white drink? like a lychee boba? that sounds good

- it also makes cheese and ice cream and stuff so it’s gotta be good

- milk is fucking disgusting