RAlph tell us about your stupid daughter. do you like it? why did you pick that one out of all the better ones? does it smell nice? how about that enormous tattoo? do you like your grandson? what did you have for lunch today
DON’T CALL MY DAUGHTER STUPID! She is my smart and lovely and tiny daughter! Why did I pick that one? I’m not sure. Maybe I felt a bond. Hairy and bites a lot. Also seeing what her biological father did to her just makes me steam. I think that’s why they didn’t take me along when they picked up Charlie because they knew I would have creamed the guy! She smells pretty nice. I’m not sure if its bath and body works or some other soap. But I can usually follow her scent around. She doesn’t USUALLY smell like armpit.I like it, but I told her she should have a big black dog on there somewhere. Blue snakes? Who has ever seen a blue snake? I haven’t seen a blue snake. Don’t even try to show me a picture of one cause I know what people can do with computers and photo coloring fraud pictures these days! Show me on in real life! ....Should have been a brown snake. And a brown tree! ...I think its a tree....I do like my grandson, but he startles VERY easy when I am not even trying. He’s confusing, but I can see bits of Charlies attitude glaring through. ESPECIALLY in his moody tantrums. He does the same thing she did when she was little when I would scoop her up and rub her against my sideburns. They just look so shocked! I had a healthy lunch STUFF and some green veggies. -frowns and looks around to see if anyone else is listening-Good thing I hid twinkies and zingers in my desk at work, so I had a few of them too. Nobody will know! Hrrm hrrm hrrm!!! -He chuckles to himself at the diet crime he committed-
