#railerat

It’s here, everyone: Bogleech Creepypasta Cookoff 2016!  Incidentally, my one actual make-it-or-break-it New Year’s resolution is to read the Cookoff archives...which may take a while, considering it just hit four digits.

One of those digits is Sixteen Tons, my sole offering this year.  I wasn’t going to write anything, because...2016, yeah, but I mentioned the idea to @machi-tobaye and he really wanted to see it written, so major thanks/blame to the rat, as per usual.  CW: Suicide mention, gore mention...I think that’s it?  If anything else is needed, please let me know.

I lose track of pseudonyms, so if any of my followers submitted, please let me know, I’d love to see your work!  I mean, faster than I would if I was going in chronological/alphabetical order.  Like...way faster.

…also what if they babies are Unnamed but not Exalted. :|

I think with as old as they are and as pretty as they are, you’d still be pulling in some mad cash, but pricing is always a mystery to me.  I always either way overprice or way underprice my dergs.  I make the bulk of my dosh grinding and winning raffles anyway o/

The good news is @kittlesandbugs said she might be able to price your stupid horses if you can point out which ones you want to rehome, she’s good with this.

I actually meant to say 7-Second Rescue, and it’s the biggest hub I know of for reselling dragons with 7-digit ID numbers--i.e., dragons about two years old.  They pop up surprisingly often when trawling for fodder, and there’s a fair number of players with an appreciation for older stupid horses as a piece of site history.  They can be picky about pedigree, though--an older derg’s worth drops like a rock if it’s been bred, ESPECIALLY if it has unnamed children.  They’re also worth more the older they are, with the 100-200k number digits being the only range that catches the eyes of a lot of people.

The same rules kind of apply to 6-digits, but the pickiness goes out the bloody window.  Not to say your lair is made of money, but to estimate how much money your lair is made out of: All of it.