Hands down. I prolly have the best son ever. Yea I will admit he can be a little wild, but this child has open my eyes to so much. He can just tell when I just need someone. He will climb into my lap and bury his face in my chest. Even if I'm doing my homework he will sit there and enjoy my fingers racing across the keyboard. It's just the simplest form of human contact, but god it just means so much. He will race to me and grab my hand to show me something he thinks is amazing. Even if it's a new flower blooming in the garden, he wants to share this with me because he thinks its special. When I sneeze or cough he will grab me tissues and hand sanitizer. He even pats me on the back to make sure I'm ok. He likes to carry the laundry basket or make sure everything is off the bed so I can make it. He likes to dance and listen to music with me. We cuddle and watch movies. He gives me hugs and kisses goodbye. He wants to share this world with me and I love every waking moment of it. 

So for those that don't know, I like girls. I have had way more girlfriends than boyfriends, and I never stopped liking them even after I got married. So I went to a strip club with a friend (who is unnamed for a reason you horny ass) after dinner and just watched a few dances. As always, we were scouting for a girl we liked to get a lap dance from. After 4 or 5 dances in, I saw a beautiful curvy girl and I wanted her. I immediately told my friend she was it. Like mother fucking magic (or really good eavesdropping) she waltz over to us. She said hello and asked if we wanted a private dance. I was like fuck yes. My friend was more...hesitant. I had to beg for him to let us go. After he said yes, she dragged us back to the private rooms.

Now, before I get to the good shit, Ima say this. Lap dances are 20 a pop. FROM WHAT I HEARD FROM FRIENDS, lap dances are lame. You can't touch the girl, and all that happens is she sticks her ass in your face. That is it. Most of my friends were disappointed from there lap dance experience. 

So we get in, and she asks us if we want a good time. We like "Dur why do you think were back here?" She asks for double (Which is 80 for those who can't do math). I look at my friend and say it's up to him. He says he only has 60. She get this look and says there is an ATM or she can charge his card. Hoping that we get this, I tell him I'll pitch in the last 20. Deal. She's ours.

She asks us questions about us and we just lie. Fuck strippers. They ain't go to know shit about us. She says to wait for the next song to start. Something about 7 dollars per song/dance and that she wants us to have the "full experience". I can here the song fade into the next as she takes off her top. It begins. (I just want to say that I am so sorry friend that she liked me more and gave me more attention but you know, thats the price of being to damn sexy)

She gets to her knees and slides toward me. Her breast touching my knees, she glides up my legs, touching my body. I kept saying omg over and over as she rubbed my clit. Climbing into my lap, she asked me to grab her tits. She had firm soft bobs with little pink nipples. I admired her body that sat in my lap. She moved her hips as I caressed her chest, letting out little moans with each movement. She crawled off and sat her ass in my face. I grabbed her hips and pressed her into me. She leaned back on me and I noticed her nipples were hard. She moved over to my friend and began to rub his hard on. She had him grab her breast and she grinded on his lap. The then turned around and sat in his lap with her ass facing him. He grabbed her ass and she moaned. She the came back to me and kissed me chest. She licked my nipple while squeezing my other boob. She kissed my clit and laid on top of me and my friend. As we touched her, she began to choke me (in a good way). She then pressed her ass in my friends lap and let her see her pussy. My friend gave her ass a good squeeze. She came to me and rubbed her leg between my thighs. She lifted her leg up for me to see her as well and I just scratched her down her thigh.

And just like that, she was done. It was the best 10 minutes of my life. I wouldn't take it back at all. She then asked to hold my hand and she walked me out. She told us her name and said we could ask for her. That she worked mon-wed. When she walked us back to our seat, she told me that I was a dirty one and I knew what I was doing. She kissed my hand and told us that she will be up in a bit to dance. After we watched her she came back to us and asked if we liked her act. I agreed and just admired her.