"They teach you that in "How to make people hate your game" game design class"
-me playing sonic labyrinth zone act 3
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"They teach you that in "How to make people hate your game" game design class"
-me playing sonic labyrinth zone act 3

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Rage.
It is how anger pushes through me. It comes with a dragging, the way waves pull into the ocean, ripping my walls. Then slamming with gale winds, stretching my skin to its bursting with shrapnel, gushing with malice, and desperate for carnage. To survive my tongue tries to funel long lost notes of beasts during the hunt, of flesh tearing, of screams without voice, and the silence packing each moment into unbearable tension. My hands are shovels scrambling to concoct enough fuel for wrath before this thing turns to me for answers. My skin creaks and strains against the agony of confining even the idea of this thing, and it bends and warps to escape the leaking and explosion. This continues in endless thirst till as soon as it awakens in me as a source, my worthlessness towards creating chaos is realized, and it must break further into another existence to keep itself alive. Leaving behind bent and ripped remainders of my walls and a smell of burnt air lingers.
If you wake up and you're not in pain, you know you're dead.
Russian proverb
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.
Soren Kierkegaard
Kids!
Gavin: Ryan has the most kids out of anyone in this room
Ryan: It's true
Geoff: I would argue that I have 4 or 5
Ryan & Gavin: Haa
*3 seconds later*
Michael: Most kids don't like, not become yours at 5 p.m.
*Ryan and Gavin laughing*
Geoff: No, you're all still mine
Michael: Pfft, shut up Geoff

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I'm gonna be up for a hundred hours just to make sure that my kid doesn't die.I'm just gonna stare at it for a hundred hours the first day I bring it home
Michael Jones on when he has a baby.
That's actually a good advice.Not for your sleep schedule though.
MY PHONE ASDFGHJKL
My phone can no longer post gifs. It just turns them into pics. SO NOW ANY GIF I WANT TO PUT ON TUMBLR I HAVE TO EMAIL IT TO MYSELF THEN USE MY PC TO DOWNLOAD IT. Aish....
Sorry, I exploded~
Here's an extra death TO GO WITH YOUR FUCKING DEATH.
Michael Jones (Rage Quit: The Unfair Platformer)