radionam:
“ so this is the first thing you ask me when we haven’t seen each other in weeks? i mean i was hoping for a i missed you? but i guess i guess that works too. —- maybe it’s because it’s messy to eat, hence the shredded ground beef and sauce? “
“But see, there is no because-- a matter like this can’t go unacknowledged, I had to say it before I forgot it, okay? Wouldn’t it be a shame if I inconvenienced you by calling you at like, some ungodly hour to talk about gross American inventions?” His inquiry somehow manages to acquire a matter-of-factly lilt, a loose grin pulling at his lips as he abruptly pushes his phone into the other’s grasp, “Yanno, I would’ve called first but I was thinking ‘hey, surprise!,’ right? Look at this, come on, come on, is my point proven valid now? Obviously I couldn’t read it but loose meat and and popular doesn’t sound right to me.”










