#radiolust

Alastor is fucking starving after his 7 years away like he is constantly cramping on hunger that he is unable to calm no matter how many sinners he eats.

The first time he met Angel Dust he is between eating him or keeping him because his hunger is finally calming down and Alastor is confused on why is it happening and why around Angel, yes he is still hungry but not weakeningly hungry.

Then the day he confronts Vox is like he just had the first good meal in so long, he thinks that is related to the Attention Factor that many media sinners are tied to, like Velvette, Vox and Himself apparently, 7 years of hiatus sounds like a good excuse and suddenly having so much attention again is an easy to latch into solution.

The most puzzling part for him is when Lucifer comes around and he feels like he just had a feast, maybe all the loan sharks that he ate? doesnt make sense but he is too satisfied to actively think about it.

Yes he is still hungry and with Adam's attack still affecting him afterwards he is even more hungry, then the whole Might of Lilith happened and he is feeling SICK, once Ozzie explains that Vox's kind of toxic behavior is actually like eating something poisonous to Alastor a lot of things start to make sense

Alastor is also looking at Lucifer un absolute confusion while the king is wondering if there is a way to join Roo in the sealed away space of the void or something with how flustered and embarrassed he is

I really feel for poor Alastor in this au, he's been starving his whole life and struggling to find ways to eat when he doesn't even know what it is or how to feed himself.

Ozzie would explain a lot, and can feed him himself by just sitting net to him on the couch and feeding him pure Sin of Lust (tm) energy and teaching him all the things he needs to know.

And then he registers what it means.

He knew Vox wanted him he's not an idiot and he used it like he used his victims desire to lure them, and Angel has been open about finding him hot - but Lucifer? Really?

So we all know how Ozzie's Hella protective of the people he loves (given how he fought with Mammon for Fizz), but would he fight for Alastor if he saw or found out how he was being treated, especially by Lucifer? ABSOLUTELY! Would this be seen as an act of treason against the king? Maybe. Does he care? Hell no.

Now imagine Ozzie comes to visit Al and sees how Al is being treated. What does Ozzie do? He goes ballistic and tries to fight Lucifer, because how dare he try to hurt his boyfriend/fiancé/husband!

Oh, Lucifer and Vox are both seething and foaming at the mouth! Because how did Asmodeus, The embodiment of Lust, Get with The Radio Demon!? And they're ENGAGED TOO!? Wait is That A CHILD!? WHY DOES SHE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE TWO OF THEM?!

Bonus if Fizzaroli is also involved in the RadioLust ship.

I saw your Ask in @kitsunesongs blog and their reply but basically I agree with them that Asmodeus would go against Lucifer for Alastor and Etienne, his precious little family.

When Asmodeus visits the Hazbin Hotel after it’s been rebuilt, he expects to be reunited with boyfriend/fiance, their kid, his niece and his friend.

What he didn’t expect his boyfriend being passively neglected/mistreated by said niece and her father.

I think Ozzie will feel guilty because he asked Alastor to help Charlie as a favour. He later convinces Alastor to leave the Hotel, angry at the mistreatment of his fiance.

Charlie and Lucifer are both surprised to see Ozzie there and asked what he was doing here.

Ozzie says he’s here to surprise his boyfriend with a visit.

Both Morningstars are surprised and happy for him with Charlie asking questions in rapid fire and Lucifer asking who’s his boyfriend.

A very familiar voice saying the Sin’s name interrupted them.

All of them looked over and saw Alastor with Etienne in his arms.

Before anyone can say anything else, Etienne hopped down and ran to Ozzie who scooped her up and raised her high. Even calling her a little rose bud.

Alastor casually walked over and he and Ozzie shared a kiss.

Under shocked eyes, Ozzie proceeds to scoop up Alastor too and now both deer demons sat on the crook of his arms. He happily introduces to the shocked Morningstars as his boyfriend/fiance and his daughter.

With Etienne and Ozzie next to each other, people started to notice physical certain similarities like Eti’s feather like hair and its coloring.

This eventually gets to Vox who proceeds to have a meltdown that the father of Alastor’s child is Asmodeus.

I was thinking since I saw some posts about the Sins for Eve!Lilith!Alastor, how would they react to their reincarnated queen/mom having a kid not with Lucifer? Especially one with an Imp considering how classist some can be.

Like we got two version, a mystery Imp father(Little Rose Bud) or a known father Blitz(Hybrid Rose Bud).

Speaking of which there is also Big Blue Rose! Imagine how awkward that would be.

If they know she had a kid with someone else they'll be agog! But also sad because their parents are breaking up - I mean divorcing - I mean their parents were broken up by death and reincarnation and in between she had a kid but also Hello little sister! Littler sister then Charlie! We are you're Aunts and Uncles!

There would definitely b some racism/classism which Alastor is putting his foot down on because of his own experience as Alastor.

Here is the Big Blue Rose AU version of Etienne.

Maybe Bee if inspiration strikes me. But so far it hasn’t.

Here is when it was still called Rose Quartz!Alastor.

Here is after my redesign.

Here is an AU of Little Rose Bud called Big Blue Rose where Ozzie and Alastor get together.