#rachnee

Miia - “Don’t worry darling, you and I both know it’ll be alright. Come back to bed, will you?”

Papi - Papi doesn’t say much, but she’ll instead cheer you on, saying things like “I believe in you!” and “Way to go boss!”. She’s your little personal cheerleader.

Cerea - “It’s alright master. I’m right here for you, you can always count on me!”

Mero - “Oh my beloved, you worry too much.”

Suu - “Yay, master!” Suu doesn’t say much either. She speaks through her actions more than anything.

Rachnera - “Settle down honey. What could go wrong at this point, you’ve got this far.”

Lala - “Calm yourself, s/o. You aren’t going to die, it’ll be alright.”

I just found out who Oct is and I love my new wife (I haven’t got that far in the mangos yet).

Miia - Miia is kind of weirded out by it, but she quickly adjusts to it. She ends up finding it cute. For a while, she constantly worried about anything she could’ve done wrong, and she still sometimes will.

Papi - Papi doesn’t want you to be upset, so she tries to fix it in the only way she knows; by surprising you with a barrage of slaps. She lightly patters you with her wings while playfully shouting “Cheep up!”. A big hug will show that her efforts are appreciated.

Cerea - Cerea is constantly on her toes. Er, hooves. She’ll hate it when she doesn’t know if you’re actually in a bad mood or not. She needs constant reassurance that it’s nothing she did, but it’s just your face. She’ll ask you if you’re okay a lot, out of genuine concern.

Mero - Mero is similar to Cerea, minus the worrying. She understands your unfortunate ailment. She’ll still ask if you’re okay a lot.

Suu - Suu doesn’t really care. She still thinks you’re a cutie. She’ll be curious a lot and read your mind to see if anything is actually wrong. When she finds out that there’s nothing wrong, she’ll go back to whatever she was doing. Probably munching on snacks while perched on your shoulder.

Rachnera - Rachnee is going to give you a new nickname: Grumpbutt. She pokes fun at you a lot, but occasionally she’ll ask you, in her most serious, sincere voice, “Honey, are you alright?”. Occasionally she’ll wrap her arms around you to cheer you up, showing her affection.

Lala - Lala isn’t so worried, but she’s vaguely concerned. She understands that it’s just your face, but she hopes you’re happy with it. Of course she is, but she wants you to be too. She attempts to compliment/console you by saying things like “You’ll make a pretty corpse.” She then vents internally about how weird that was to say out loud.

Oct - Oct actually likes it. She prefers the most stoic look on you anyway. She’s an expert teaser, calling you cute pet names at every opportunity. She’ll often brush one of her tentacles on your face, admiring it. She’s so persuasive that you forget any worries you could ever have about your severe RBF.

I love kids. Good ones at least.

Miia - Having a baby snake run around your house will be an interesting experience. She’ll be a total daddy’s girl. She’ll give Miia herself a run for her money in terms of loving you to death. She’ll sleep in your bed, in between you two. You’ll be immobile for a few hours, with one tail around your arm and the the other around your body. When you hold her, she’ll wrap her tail around both your arms and make it near impossible to put her down.

Cerea - The new baby won’t be anything like a human baby. She’s able to walk as soon as she’s born. It’s something out of a nightmare having a tiny centaur trot around your room at 3am crying for a bottle. When she grows up, she’ll be a little athletic. Now matter old she gets, she’ll always love being held by mommy.

Papi - Sooner or later, Papi’s gonna lay an egg, and it’s gonna be moving. You knocked the bird up. That little birdy is going to be your best friend and your worst nightmare. She’s going to grow quickly, being the same size as Papi herself within 2 or 3 years. Then she’ll suddenly stop. When you go out with them, Papi and her daughter will be mistaken for sisters a lot. You’re gonna have to teach the new birdy from the ground up.

Rachnera - Rachnee doesn’t want kids. She really dislikes them. Like, a lot. If she somehow gets pregnant, she’ll want an abortion. Of course she’ll be willing to talk it out with you, but at the end of the day it’s her choice. Child hatred aside, she might eventually deside to give birth. She’ll be distraught at for a while. She doesn’t want anyone to go through the public shunning that she has, especially her own child. The kid will be like Rachnee’s mini me, maybe with your hair color. She needs to be raised with lots of care. She’ll come home sometimes crying from the stares. Nothing a good old fashioned coddling from you and her mom couldn’t solve.

Mero - One day you’ll find a single egg at the bottom of her pool. She’ll of course start dreaming about all the awful things that could happen. Divorce because you didn’t want the kid? Miscarriage? Will her child hate her for her monstrosity? The answer to all of these is of course, no. The new mermaid will be just like her mother, except the obsession with tragedy. She’ll be a perfect swimming partner for you and Mero. It’s difficult to wheel around two people, so for a while, it’ll be her riding around on Mero’s lap. It’s really adorable.

Suu - Suu can’t really have kids. She doesn’t have anything remotely resembling the female anatomy. Instead, you’ll wake to weird gurgling and boom, a new, smaller Suu. Suu 2, if you will. The new slime won’t be very cohesive, just a small ball with the signature antenna. The ball with roll around, following Suu, who’s following you. Suu will be slightly smaller at this time until she gets back to her standard size. Suu 2 on the other hand, will grow slowly but steadily. You’ll need a new raincoat and rainboots.

Miia - She’s more than okay with you holding onto her. She’ll cuddle you for days if she had the time. She’ll hold your hand in public, hug you all the time, hang on your shoulder. She sees that you like it so she’ll keep doing it.

Tio - She’s okay with having you cling to her. She doesn’t really mind it, but she doesn’t really like it either. She doesn’t mind either way. She prefers clinging to you, holding you like a teddy bear. But hugging her waist unexpectedly will absolutely melt her heart.

-Miia

-Miia can’t go outside period. Just too damn cold. Poor girl wants winter to die in a fire [And so do I, so she’s perfect waifu material]. Heck, being INSIDE, she still suffers from the bitter cold.

-Miia loves the classic Rankin/Bass movies, under a heated blanket, with you spooning her.

-She might sing along to a few of the songs, and she’ll get her darling to do it with her. There’s no getting out of it. She’ll whine, and plead, and give you the cutest puppy dog eyes you’ve ever seen…

-She also likes Christmas baking, so God help you.

-Centorea

-She got a part time job at the mall, helping Santa out. She wears a pair of fake reindeer antlers and a glowing red nose, she pulls the sled around, everything.

-When her master arrives, they wait in line to sit on Santa’s lap, And they make sure Centorea’s within earshot when they say “I want my beloved to kiss me all night long.”  Because kissing is the SINGLE MOST SCANDALOUS thing that Centorea can think of.-Cerea’s a little reserved about watching holiday movies, since she’s worried about spending extended time in the living room. It doesn’t have as much space as she would like, so that makes her mildly worried. Perhaps a TV set up in a larger room might help. She likes both versions of How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

-Rachnee

-Rachnee hates the cold just as much as Miia, so she’s gonna stay indoors with a boatload of blankets, preferably with you nearby.

-For this one time of year, you will clear out a massive space in the living room for her to relax and enjoy.

-She will have a panoply of blankets across her thorax, and, for this one time of the year, she will let you lay on top of them under two conditions.

-One, you don’t get frisky unless she asks. Two, you watch "Eight Crazy Nights” together. So yeah, have fun suffering through Davey Stone’s insufferable behaviour.-Tio

-This girl would do a lot more outdoorsy stuff. Even during winter, the fire in her belly is enough to keep her warm. And her hugs are enough to keep you warm.-She’ll want to visit a shrine on New Year’s Eve so she can make a wish for the new year. That wish will inevitably involve you. And you always give it to her.

-When at home, though, she likes to watch feel-good movies, like Miracle on 34th Street. She always cheers when the post office brings in the letters to santa. You may or may not get a light punch to the face in the excitement of everything. She always freaks out and kisses it better, so it’s all good. You may or may not be unconscious for the kiss, but you can always guilt her into giving you another.-She also totally still believes in Santa. She gets a picture with him at the mall every year and nearly breaks the poor guy sitting on his lap. Not that he minds.

-You need to play Santa on Christmas Eve. You give her the gift you most want her to have that night. 

-Polt

-She wants to do all the winter activities. Even ice skating, even though she sucks at it. She does her best, but she has to hang onto the edge (or onto you) more often than not.

Gonna be honest, kinda seems like a dick move to just leave them confused and upset like that.

-Centorea

-Cerea is mainly embarrassed that she cant fulfill her knightly duties, and furious that you seem to be going out of your way to prevent her from doing so.

-She eventually settles on watching over you from a distance. But that’s not enough for her.

-After a fashion, she catches you off guard and just grabs you by the shoulders, unwavering, and demands to know why you have forsaken her protection. 

-At your confession, she stiffens. Her face turns red and she just stares for several seconds. And your face turns read with embarrassment because you think you’ve pissed her off until she takes your hands in hers.

-“Master, I…I don’t deserve such praise, but…Thank you…”

-She swears her fealty to you again, and you accept with nervous, open arms.

-Suu

-When you’re avoiding her, she’s actually kind of mad. And she can’t even get close enough to you to read your mind. She ends up sneaking up on you one day and latching onto you. And of course, you flip out. But she won’t let go for any reason. So you just have to walk around with Suu latched onto you, despite your wishes, for the better part of the day.-”Why won’t you play with Suu anymore, master?! Why?! What did Suu do wrong, huh?!” And so you confess.

-Suu is confused by this. She doesn’t think of herself as “pretty.” She’s just Suu, and she loves you. Isn’t that enough? Even so, she hugs you and tells you that it’ll be alright, even though she doesn’t understand why she has to say that.

-Rachnera

-Rachnera is actually really pissed off at you for just ditching her. Why the cold feet all of a sudden?

-So, of course, when you confess, she needs to reset her brain. Like three or four times. There’s just such a disconnect between your reasoning and your statement to her that it’s inconcievable. She then just bursts into uncontrollable laughter. And you’re embarrassed about it until Rachnera cups your face in her hands and tilts your gaze up to meet hers (any one of them, actually). She tells you, “You never need to feel nervous around me, honey. Because I love you just as much." Then she presses her lips to yours and passionately kisses you.-Lala

-The thing is that Lala tries to approach you multiple times during the course of you staying away from her. She tries to ask if she did something wrong, what she can do to fix it, etc. After a fashion, she even drops her weeb speak and speaks plainly. And she starts to get more and more depressed the more you run away.-So when you confess to her, she is stunned before turning the most furious that you have ever seen her. "This is the foolish reason that you have chosen to cast me aside like a broken blade?”

-Those words make you feel like Ajit Pai a piece of literal shit.

-You make it up to her ten-fold. Hugs, kisses, a lot of curry, anything to make her feel better.

-Zombina

-She thinks you’ve finally gotten sick of her. Or, depending on the timing, that you think a girl that falls apart while you’re making love is weird. She’s hurt in ways she can’t describe, and hides away in her apartment to the point where Smith is the only one that can even talk to her anymore.-Eventually, Smith literally arrests you and drags you into the room with her to work it out.

-So, sitting there in restraints, possibly even bound (but not gagged), you confess to her while you’re sitting outside her bedroom and she’s curled up in the closet therein..She’s silent for an uncomfortable amount of time. Then, she breaks open the door, grabs you by the collar, and drags you into the closet with her, no matter how much you attempt to protest.

-“You…are such…A DUMBASS!” She snaps angrily. You really have no room to argue that point. She just hugs you tightly. “You BETTER not let it happen again, you jerk…" She doesn’t unlock your restraints until you’re done… making up.-Tio

Tio is heartbroken. She’s trying to hit up all of her usual favorite spots in order to cheer up, but it’s just not working. Her summeriest dresses, the sweetest kids at the park, the most delicious ice cream can’t fill the void she feels in her heart.

-Then, one day, she sees you sitting on the bench that you two shared once upon a dream. She approaches and sits down quietly, not asking permission, but demanding an audience in her own subtle way.

-You both struggle to say something, before she finally says it. "WHY DON’T YOU LIKE ME ANYMORE?!” And then she starts sobbing miserably.

-Seeing this big, beautiful, strong woman breaking down into such a mess immediately makes you blurt out, “Pretty people make me nervous!” which shuts everything up for a solid twenty foot radius.