ULTIMATE SHIP MEME: MontaDoc Edition? Pretty please? Or any MontaDoc content. I crave it. Much đ
of course!!!!!!! sorry this has taken so long, but i sincerely hope you enjoy it!!! đđđ
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How long will they last? - for fucking EVER!!!!!!Â
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - two words: mutual. pining. this period, often referred to as the âBeginning of Operation: T.E.A.M. D.A.D.S. (Temporary Employment As Masters of Dad And Dad Sweethearts)â however, unbeknownst to anybody else in rainbow, by the time Operation: T.E.A.M. D.A.D.S. had begun, gustave and gilles had already been together for a couple of years. how did they actually get together? about six months after the GIGN joined rainbow, gustave was in the middle of a mountain of paperwork when he heard someone clear their throat. he spun around to scold whoever it was for coming to medbay when they were sick (despite the fact that he was coming down with a nasty cold), only to be greeted with gilles leaning nonchalantly against the doorframe. âgustave. you look as though youâre about to meet death for dinner. how can you expect to take care of others when youâre not taking care of yourself?â gustave just sighed and shook his head, muttering something about leaving him be for another couple hours so he could finish his paperwork, but gilles has other ideas. in mere moments, gustave goes from standing over his desk, organizing some files, to being held in gillesâ big strong arms. âwh- gilles! i-â he was cut off by his own yawn, and gilles smiled at him fondly. gustave felt himself blush, and he squirmed a little, but let gilles carry him to the GIGN quarters. as soon as it seemed like gilles was going to leave, gustave pulled him down for a kiss, then pushed their foreheads together and whispered âyouâre going to carry me all this way and not even stay to make sure i donât go back to my office?â gilles just grinned at him, climbing into bed beside him and wrapping his arms around him.Â
How was their first kiss? - ROMANTIQUE! and smelling of sickness but what can you do
Who proposed? - monty!! he decided to cook a romantic candlelit dinner at their apartment, and when he sees gustave come home from work, all ragged and exhausted, yet still with a glimmer of determination and subtle joy, he says the first thing that comes to mind: âwill you marry me?â gustave froze, his cheeks still rosy and his hair sprinkled with snowflakes. âwill i what?â gilles realized his mistake and flushed, stammering a response before gustave was standing in front of him, staring at him scrutinizingly. âgilles.â he started, reaching to intertwine their hands, bring them between their chests, âwhat did you say?â gilles gulped, then steeled himself and got down on one knee. âgustave kateb. love of my life, light of my days. the man i want to wake up next to every day for the rest of my life. the man who i adore with every fiber of my being. would you do me the honor of being my husband?âÂ
Who is the best man/men? - for monty: bandit! for doc: lion (everyone but them thought it was a joke until the day of the wedding). dominic and olivierâs dual best man speech is the stuff of legends. there were tears, there was laughter, and there was an almost excessive amount of thinly-veiled sexual innuendos at various people in attendance (including both grooms; the best men were both drunk of their asses)Â
Who is the brideâs maid(s)? - they actually fight over who gets to pick twitch! meanwhile rook is in the background like D: (donât worry, itâs decided that he and twitch will be ring bearer and flower girl respectively) for monty: dokkaebi. for doc: finkaÂ
Who did the most planning? - they both did! though gustave focused on food and flowers, and gilles focused on the guest list and the venue (but they ran things by each other before any final decisions were made)
Who stressed the most? - gilles! he was so worried about their families not getting along that he actually prepared a âleave my husband and his family alone or so help me i will never speak to you againâ speech
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - gillesâ racist, homophobic, french nationalist uncle (no one in the family likes him, so it wasnât a big loss) (this uncle also made a surprise appearance at the family dinner where gilles introduced gustave to the rest of his family, and started yelling about âgodamn immigrantsâ and other such bigotted statements, before gillesâ sister physically dragged him out of the house and threw him out the door. afterwards, up in the guest bedroom, gilles quietly tells gustave that itâs okay if he wants to leave, or break up, or anything, and gustave just laughs and tells him that if he wasnât prepared for family members to express their distaste, he wouldnât be dating a white man. he pressed a kiss to gillesâ temple, before whispering âalthough, he was right about my being an immigrant; itâs just that i was born in Paris and immigrated with my family to algeria, not the other way around. A for effort, thoughâ)
Who is on top? - gilles!!!! although gustave will occassionally ride him đđđ
Who is the one to instigate things? - gustave is lowkey horny 24/7, but if gilles walks in on him bending over to get something from a cabinet, or tilting his head all the way back while drinking from his water bottle, thereby showcasing the way his throat moves as he swallows, he will lose his shitÂ
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donât go into the sex dungeon without a horseâs head
How long do they normally last? - okay iâm gonna change this one to an explanation of some things from below. i personally think doc lowkey a freak, and gilles is happy to oblige him if thatâs what his lapin wants (although heâs not entirely sure how he feels about this âoverstimulationâ and âpost-orgasm tortureâ and âcock & ball tortureâ stuff. specifically, heâs not sure he likes hurting gustave, but, while he probably wonât admit it out loud, he secretly adores making gustave cry. when heâs so helpless and powerless and mindless, and heâs begging for something, but for what he doesnât really know. maybe itâs the knowledge that gilles is in complete control, that gustave trusts him to do this, to make him hurt and cry and just melt, the knowlege that gustave is completely reliant on him for his pleasure, his pain, and everything in between. itâs a heady thing, and gilles isnât sure how he feels about it, but heâs pretty sure the warmth in his chest and the warmth in his gut are good signsÂ
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - unless theyâre doing some of the things mentioned above, or mayhaps some denial đđđ then yeah, everyone gets the same. theyâre very considerate when theyâre just doing vanillaÂ
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedâs shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itâd make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallâs so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children: btw, the rest of this is kinda set in a post-retirement au (idrk i just want them to have a farm and be peaceful). give it whatever context u want tho, i was just havin fun
How many children will they have? - they will have four cats and a dog, as well as 2 horses, a donkey, 5 cows, an alpaca, a rabbit, some ducks, a flock of sheep and goats, and the occasional visit from a herd of deer from the forest surrounding their little farm
How many children will they adopt? - since humans CANNOT, i repeat, CANNOT, give birth to the animals listed above, theyâre all adopted
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - no one. the animals potty train themselves
Who is the stricter parent? - gilles sneaks them treats while gustave lectures them about dietary habits, so take your pickÂ
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - whenever gilles leaves to run errands, one of the goats goes into a depression so deep and miserable that theyâre utterly inconsolable until he comes back. once they hear the sound of the car in the driveway, this lil goat, lovingly named âBastardâ by gustave, will climb onto the roof of the house and scream his joy over gillesâ return to the heavensÂ
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - they tag team on things like feeding the animals and cleaning out the barn, but gustave is much more organized about it
Who is the more loved parent? - the cats, dog, one of the horses, donkey, alpaca, rabbit, goats (except for Bastard), and deer all prefer gustave, though gilles is adequate in the event that gustave is busy with something else (although the alpaca and donkey hate his guts, and will escape their pastures to break into the house and be near gustave. gilles maintains that theyâre both devil-spawn, but gustave says heâs just being dramatic and that Thamin (alpaca) and Albalatin (donkey) are complete angels who could do no wrong)
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - animals have NOT unionized. yet.Â
Who cried the most at graduation? - idk if this counts, but when Bastard finally figured out how to get himself down from the roof after getting himself onto it, gilles cried for an hour
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - gilles lowkey does whenever thamin and albalatin escape to go out into the world and commit crimes, but only to make sure his husband doesnât get upset when he finds out his precious creatures are hell beasts. certainly not out of anything resembling tolerance or *shudder* likeÂ
Who does the most cooking? - gustave, but gilles can make a mean bowl of cereal
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - gustave. gilles will eat something straight from the garden and gustave is like âDID YOU CHECK IF IT WAS RIPE?????? YOU COULD DIE FROM THAT YOU KNOW, THEN WHERE WOULD I BE???âÂ
Who does the grocery shopping? - gustave. gilles is something of a hermit in their town, and people often remark about the âsweet, kind doctor and his utter brick wall of a husbandâÂ
How often do they bake desserts? - whenever Bastard goes a day without doing something BastardousÂ
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - both lowkey prefer salad, since they care for many animals that would often get used for their meat, and they canât bear to think about hurting any of their babies
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - gilles. the people in town helped him when he burst into the little grocery store all panicked like âI NEED TO MAKE MY HUSBAND A SURPRISE DINNER BUT I DONâT KNOW WHAT TO MAKEâÂ
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - gustave. gilles like being at home, but city-boy over here thinks that restaurants are a weekly luxury
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - neither. it was thamin and albalatin, attempting to frame gilles for yet another felony
Who cleans the room? - gustave. everything is color coded. sex toys includedÂ
Who is really against chores? - gilles. gustave films him whenever he actually does clean and yells things like âgo white boy go!!â and sends them to twitch for her T.E.A.M. D.A.D.S. scrapbookÂ
Who cleans up after the pets? - they both do, but gilles gets stuck with shit duty more often than not
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - gilles, once. gustave walked in, sniffed the air, then glared at him until he actually swept whatever it was up and threw it awayÂ
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - gustave âwe canât have guests over, the house is a messâ kateb
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Bastard. he then proceeded to eat it
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - gustave and his hour-long skincare routineÂ
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - gustave, bc sadiqi the dog (not to be confused with sadiqi the kitten), or Big Sadiqi (kitten sadiqi is Little Sadiqi) is his, gilles, and he will not allow his precious boy to be influenced by such creatures as BastardÂ
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they get little sweaters for the animals. that is all
What are their goals for the relationship? - joke: gustave always says âthe White Manâs moneyâ despite the fact that his family is richer than gillesâ. woke: mutual happiness, comfort, and healingÂ
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - gustave. after 11 am, thamin and albalatin decide theyâve had enough and break in to lay down on the bed next to him. gilles banishes himself to the couch for a week
Who plays the most pranks? - Bastard, thamin, and albalatin. although gustave did dye the sheepâs wool (while it was still attached to them) different colors and patterns and, for the ones who were perfectly content to sit still and be held, replicas of famous paintings (his favorite artist is monet, in case you forgot that heâs french)
